Feb 26, 2010

Save the tigers



"Kirfkirt dude do something to save us ; therez hardly 1411 of us left".


So herez 10 dklogy ways of increasing the population of tigers:

(wht Aam Aadmi can do)


1.PLz don't eat tigers anymore."Jo ho gaye so ho gaya".


2.Watch National Geography , Discovery ,Animal Planet n blah blah n be inspired.


3.Paint ur cat n make it look like a tiger.U just increased them to 1412.....


4.Tigers are harmless.Try to make friendship with them(seriously!!)


5.Flawlessly morph ur picture with a tiger n proudly hang it in ur room.People will be inspired.


6.Buy a tiger costume ; wear it wherever u go(atleast for a week).


7.Go to public toilets , canteens , hospitals ,train platforms etc n etc ; paste ur handmade poster of "save the tigers".Ahhh don't forget to write ur name over it along wit ur contact no.



8.If u have nothing to talk with ur gf/bf start conversing about saving the tiger.Therez nothing more romantic than that....believe me!!!


9.Indiaz population increasing rate is alarmingly high.I wonder why Indian tigers don't think like Indian junta.Itz time the tigers should stop taking birth control measures!!!!Aam aadmi can help them out.


10. Go to http://www.saveourtigers.com/n support them.

Peace:)

Feb 21, 2010

This ain't Sparta this is all abt "6 PACK ABS".

Kirfkirt says

"Prepare for Glory"

So Kirfkirt finally decided to have his six pack abs or may be 8 in future(depends...).


It all began when Kirfkirt was watching the movie "300" for the 300th time.He was so much impressed n engrossed by those "high contrast" six pack abs that he finally told his sixth sense about the spartan decision.

And hence Kirfkirt finally made his way to his coll gym...

Conversation between Kirfkirt n the Gym Instructor:


Gym Instructor
: Hey Kirfkirt u lost ur way today i guess!!.
Kirfkirt :( Shy mode ) I wanna have six pack abs like those spartans.
Gym instructor : Kya baat hai solve me ur riddle .

Kirfkirt : Yesterday I dreamt of ma own six pack abs after watching the movie "300 " for the 300th time.....hence...

Gym instructor: Btw U got a nice family pack!!!!

Kirfkirt :(shy mode turned on with extra effort to pump in his protuding belly)Yeh the hostel food became edible after I wrote abt it in ma blog (to know more read
http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/12/5star-cuisines.html)
Gym Instructor:I c ..So when r u going to start??

Kirfkirt: I guess from today...

Gym instructor: Fine u r on.....start from those dumbells lying out there....
1,2,3,.....aarrghh 4, 5....thump..

As u people are aware of ,"He-Man" is considered as the father of 6 pack abs by many wannabes.Everyone got inspired by him then.....which includes Hercules,Alexander-the great,Osama-bin-Laden(believe me),WWE wrestlers,Bollywood/Hollywood/Tollywood(wtever) actors and last but not the least our Kirfkirt too.

Some famous desi sayings on 6 pack abs:

"When you have it u flaunt it"-Sallu Bhai.
"Chance pe 8 abs ka dance "-Shahid.
"I too once had it"-Munnabhai.
"2 se 4,4 se 6, 4 se 6 , 6 se 8 , 8 se ....."-Kirfkirt dude.


"Ok fine the above picture is morphed;jst visualising ma upcoming avatar"



Below are the 10 reasons why u should be proud of your 6 pack abs:

1)OMG Dude you got 6 abs!!!!
2)You need not to worry abt any wardrobe malfunction.
2)No need to pump in ur belly when any gal approaches u."U save energy n u gain everything".
4)U can wear skinnyfit Tees.
5)Display ur 6 abs when sme1 challenges u to fight."Non-violence rules"
6)Click some pics n show them later to ur children n grandchild.U will be a proud pa n grandpa!!!!
7)Ur gf will be proud of U for sure.
8)Ur 6 pack can be on the front page with those Babalal-Ganjilal ad.
9)U hold a pretty good chance of acting in the sequel of the movie "300".
10)"Mere pass 6 abs hain".Case closed.


"Prepare for Glory; prepare for 6 pack abs"-Dklogy v4.1

Feb 18, 2010

Kirfkirt's Bhanja

Note:This space is entirely dedicated to ma little Bhanja "Rinov" due to his ever demanding shoutings;screamings;scratchings and punchings to be a part of ma blog.Btw hez 10 months old and I love him very much.
I alwayz love kids since I was a kid.

Reasons to love a kid:

a)You grow up and want to have kids.

b)They are innocent and pure.You are just the opposite...

c)They piss on your pant/shirt/hairs etc etc. (awesome feeling).

d)You were a kid once.

e)They make you feel like a kid(another awesome feeling).

f)They are uber cool..Case solved.


Conversation between a Bhanja:) n his Mama :( -


Bhanja:
Hlow clome mlamla u are slo popular among the flemale society??

Mama:
Ohh I write BLOG.

Bhanja:
Cloool..I wlanna ble like U...Mlake me mlamla.

Mama:
Then u have to grow up soon n start writing humourous BLOG like me.

Bhanja:
Nlo mama....I dlon't like tlypng.U help mle out tlo ble popular amlong the slociety(he meant female society!!)PLz..Plz...

Mama:
Ok Ok...fine.I will try my best.


I asked my Bhanja to give him his best pose infront of the lens.
He said "ok Mlamla" n took out his favourite disposable glass and Lo!! the result just infront of u-------->

Rinov became ma best buddy during ma recent vacation.We use to play his favourite game "The Supermano".


Defn of "The Supermano": A game played between 2 person viz an adult supports a kid to make him fly like superman.
"Involves high risk ; hence shouldn't be tried inside home ..try outside."
Rinov greatly enjoyed this game.His gigglings and cheers vanished all those worries of mine.I loved it too.

Rinov is ubercool.Shit I get jealous of him everytime.Oneday Rinov after pissing on my favourite "Pepe Jeans" Tee innocently whispered in ma ear "Dlhruv Mama..U r so cool ...wlhy dlon't u evel glet alngry ???" My anger vaporised in no moment...

But Rinov is imba adorable.I can already forecast him as the Desi "Nick Menza" from his drumming ability.He would beat anything until a clear sound vibrates his tiny ear drums(Ahh..his punches are real deal).
But I greatly adore this naughty creature.Love U boy.

Rare moments of the cutiest pie in the world.


video


Ahh..Rinov wantz everyone of you to comment about him.

Feb 11, 2010

The V-Resume.

Kindly Note: The resume hereforth is written entirely for fun purpose.Don't copy paste it while applying for ur job.Consequences wouldn't be shared.

I am very excited nowadays because I am getting many offer letters from girls all around the world to be their Valentine on this coming 14th Feb.The secret behind these lovely moments is my "Valentine Resume" which I posted in a secretly operated site.


"KIRFKIRT's Valentine Resume"


Kirfkirt                                                                                  
+919893451343 (ph)
Room No: 29, Hostel B (Chitrakot), 
National Institute of Technology, G.E Road
Raipur, Chhattisgarh 492010
kirfkirt@gmail.com

Objective


A hardworking and innovative chemical engineering ( about to )graduate, 
looking for a dynamic and stable valentine for 14th Feb 2010.


Education


  • Bachelor of Technology, Chemical Engineering, National Institute of Technology Raipur, Raipur, Chhattisgarh (July 2006 - May 2010)
    CPI (cumulative point index): 8.00(till 7th sem)


PERSONAL INFORMATION



 Date of birth         :    14th Feb 1987.

STATUS                     :    Single(with experience).

EYES                    :   Hazel brown

hair                    :   black with no dandruff

HUmour               :   read ma blog .

height                 :   5'11''      

build                        :      mediumly built with invisible 6 abs.

best feature       :   my eyebrows(they ain't threaded)

TURN ONS             :   definitely a seducing female voice in a candle light environment.

TURN OFFS            :   girls with male voices.
 
Training




1 ) Regular viewer of  "Dare to date" in Channel V.

 2) Done a 2 months crash course on dating under Sri Sri OshO PremAdhar.

EXPERIENCE       : 10 years.

Clubs and Organizations



1)  Member, Anti-RSS+MNS+Shivsena+Bajrang Dal+ SriRam Sena etz etc. association.(whatever...)
2) Student member of IISChE (Indian Institute of Single Chemical Engineers).

References


Would be available upon request.

Note: Plz I am still against the legalisation of section 377(IPC).
Interested girls can call or SMS me anytime before  14th Feb 2010.Kindly mail 2 passport size photographs viz one without makeup and other with makeup before calling or smsing up.