Mar 25, 2010

Rakhi Sawant..continued....




There are 2 kinds of people in this world viz follower n leader-Dklogy v2.9.

"Rakhi Sawant is the leader & kirfkirt dude is her follower."Cheerz.




So "Rakhi" finally emerged in ma room from nowhere.My happiness knew no bounds when I saw her becoz ma papers are approaching and I needed "inspiration".

To know more abt Rakhi do read
http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/11/rakhi-sawant.html


Rakhiz comeback to ma room is fashionably similar to Tiger Woods comeback to the beautiful golf game.Rakhi was fresh and vibrant ; her trademark shrieked ain't changed.


So I was constantly gazing at Rakhi but she was still...no ...she was constantly gazing at another lizard
(cluelessly male!!) who was then constantly gazing at a fly/mosquito(whtever).I guess I got a newcomer ..Rakhiz BF.


I deviated ma vision from Rakhi to her BF(letz say Eleesh P.)He waited n striked at the right moment .No he didn't gulped it....Eleesh approached Rakhi while the dim florescent light glowed in the background..a perfect micro romantic scene.
Eleesh sang



"Rakhi u r more beautiful than the red florescent light

plz accept tis token of love n gulp it in 1 bite."


Eleesh flipped out the half-dead mosquito .Rakhi was blushing ...

(Gals look more beautiful when they blush)
she gulped "the token of love" in one go.

"Love is in the air".

Mar 22, 2010

Application to ma GF(s).

Recently kirfkirt dude received a very interesting mail from one of his close friends.He found it so IMBA that he couldn't resist to publish it in his "coffee, grass n future" after a "heavy hangover".

Note: I just modified it a bit for humour sake.


APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following
period:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total:

Locations to be visited
:

Females with whom conversation
is permitted:

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above,
I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:



Request is: APPROVED /DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:


Date: Time of departure: Time of return:



Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:



:

Mar 14, 2010

Kirfkirt finally HEADBANGS.


Kirfkirt alwayz been a metal lover.Though his cropped hairz don't support headbanging yet he does in secret session at his room.Hez taking special classes to master the art of headbanging n yeh growing his mane for that too.For people who don't know the meaning of "headbanging" refer to wikipedia guy.

For lazy people like me herez the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headbanging Njoy.
After a long gap Kirfkirt dude finally headbanged at a "spcl party cum competition" called "THE WAR OF BANDS" organised by the electrical people of NIT Raipur.
Kirfkirt was so much deeply involved into that session that he is still suffering from his neck ache ...ouch!!!!But Kirfkirt dude ain't stopping.
He finally came up wit his dklogy of headbanging.

Dklogy(s) of headbanging :


1.If u r suffering from neckache,headache etc do headbanging.See the miracle."Tested n guaranteed"


2.U don't know how to dance..no worries ..u bang ur head against any music(??).


3.U wanna show ur hairs off.... headbang.


4.U feel dull n frustrated.. headbang.


5.
U r high...headbang.

6.Headbang during shampooing of ur hair....helps reaching the shampoo to every nook n corner of ur scalp.

7.
Headbanging do sometimes bring back lost memories.Try it(might be helpful sometimes during ur exams).

8)Tell ur headbanger friend to bang his head beside you during summer.U can cut down the cost of a cooler.Cheerz.

9)Scientist should seriously think of harnessing the wind energy generated during headbanging into something innovative.

10)"I m the headbanging guru of NIT Raipur"-YoSudipto.


HEADBANG samples
Note:The actors/actresses acting in this clip are "normal human beings".

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