May 16, 2011

Get clean to get dirty--- "THe Axe effect".

Disclaimer : No girls were molested/humiliated while typing this post.But yes boys were.....

Note : The post is fresh.Stinky/desperate boys are strictly advised to read this.

Additional Note : Fantasy is limitless.

Urban Dictionary define about AXE Effect :
The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe body odour and that of a severe chemical spill. 

“I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my 5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly bai.No girl  did a 'Boom Chicka Wah Wah' while spanking my ass” a disappointed Axe customer who had been using the Axe deodorant from last 8  years.

Our day to day life might have encountered many such "disappointed" customers.I always pity such insecure and dumped customers.To fight for their justice Kirfkirt Dude is planning to start an "Anna Hazare" kind of movement .Candle marches and Poonam Pandey kinda stints will too be a part of the movement to bring back their lost glory and stop the atrocities of the Axe manufacturers.
Please be a part of the movement by not watching those AXE commercials during the IPL matches.

Five things you should know about AXE product :

a) Lets be straight-forward. AXE doesn't make any girl stick to you like glue no matter how much you dump on you.
b) Can be skin-sensitive.Rashes, itching might be the common symptoms.Do contact a skin specialist immediately.Rashes appeared on Kirfkirt Dude's ass for some reason which won't be discussed here.
c) If AXE attracts girls, why don't they attract boys too??Cumon they don't mix the ingredients according to male or female hormonal needs.
d) Kirfkirt Dude tested AXE over a "male" mouse during his research stint.Sigh no effect.
e) Do Angels really exist??Check the video below to find it out.