Feb 22, 2011

RandoM thoughtS





I have no idea what I will be writing down in this post.3 hours of sleep and continuous banging by IIT K profs just made me lick up my fingers and I am smashing at the keyboards with no good reason.If you too are bored just like me right now then you are advised not to proceed any further because still I have got no idea what this post will be all about.It might be about my sufferings ,my Dklogies,my galfriends,about God...

My guide will be here(LAB) any moment and if he sees me writing my blog in the lab he will "GM" me for sure.To go with bloggers terms and conditions I am not revealing what "GM" is.Sincere/innocent guy like me can figure it out in no time.
Often in my brainy brain strange questions tickle up.
"Why do we gals wear makeup??
For how many days a man can survive without bathing??
Will silicon chest and abs(six-packs) come up for males??
Is it possible to invent a device which can scan up all the mobile numbers nearby(specially female neighbours)??
P.S: Kirfkirt dude have been carrying out top-secret experiments to expose all these bits and craps.

Still clueless about what I am doing with my life I often end up with Youtube guy for readymade serenade.
A fine noon I was randomly searching about As and Bs in You-Tube and I finished up with a contented video about pole-dancing.A little patience can take you to peace.

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...Although, since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.


Pole dancing is a form of performing art, a combination of dancing and gymnastics It involves dancing sensually with a vertical pole and is often used in strip clubs and gentlemen's clubs " -Wikipedia.
(Not to confused with dancing in the North/South pole)
" I pole dance everyday to keep myself fit...Hissss.." - Mallika Sherawat.
" Pole dancing can be a part of Indian education system"- Kapil Sibbal.
" Mommy,can I marry a pole dancer?? "- Kirfkirt dude.
"I want to represent India in Pole-dancing competition"-Kirfkirt Dudez 12 old cousin.

I often ask my friends and professors in IITK what is so special about pole-dancing.Feedbacks in concise form are as follows :


a) Pole dancing they say originates from India.Hence in order to keep our tradition alive and patriotism sake people pole-dance.
(p:s: refer mallakhamba [link] ).

b) One of my Phd friend recently took up to pole-dancing as he read somewhere that it reduces the fat-content in the body .All he thinks about is pole-dance and he is planning to write a thesis on the "So you think you can POLE DANCE."

c)Robbers and thieves community conduct pole-dance as their preliminary stage to certify their members.

d)"Way to a man's heart is through pole-dance"-Aunty Sarita.

Pole dancing: Its not for the strippers anymore.Pole dancing started way back in America in 1920s depression period where dancers in travelling troupe used pole as a prop for performance to save their livelihood and hence the popularity rosed to a new height with countries like Australia,Canada,Japan,France,Netherlands n the UK holding prestigious pole dancing competitions every year deviating from its main motive.
N.B : Kirfkirt dudez wishlist include attending one of those competitions.

The video which you have been waiting for ages :











Eyes blueberry ,Lips strawberry.Should I accept her proposal??












The above picture got nothing to do with pole-dancing.The guys here are playing "Organic Holi" among themselves where organs are decorated with the help of other organs....
N.B : Applying red color mark ..so called Sindoor along the parting of the hair is a kind of "Organic Holi".









Feb 15, 2011

Lipstick-StickyLip Menace


While pondering over in the depressurisation chamber(potti) my mind strucked upon with this “noble” idea of why do girls (n some boys too) love to wear lipstick.Inquisitiveness know no boundaries.To find the answer I called up my ex-girl-friends and asked them blindly about the issue.Answers ranged from “confidence booster” to “better communication” to unexpected “supernatural power enhancer(??)” .How true!!!

Still disappointed with the responses I took the help of this Google guy and myself did some tit-bit research.


HIstory:

From some reliable source I came to know that lipstick factory originated in some place called “Bermuda Triangle” and experts say that these factories are still secretly carrying out their illegal production.I called up the FBI guys and asked them about their future operation to flush out the "mass-destruction factories".Blatantly they admitted that “the issue” is being handled by Condoleezza Rice(link) and they aren’t expecting much in future.Well Condoleezza Rice number has changed n I couldn’t call her up.Newayz m trying my best to beat it.Recently this Speilberg guy called me up to give him every information I get because his future movie is based on this lipstick issue/menace.Watch out the year’s biggest blockbluster….

Wikipedia says that Miss Egypt Cleopatra did a great research on this enigmatic paint and finally came up with the fomulae of making lipstick from crushed beetles and ants.But legends consider Abu al-Qasim al-Zahrawi to be the father of modern lipstick.He still is worshipped by many female sapiens all over the world.Recently the people of Egypt revolted against their leader Hosni Mubarak because he tried to make lipstick compulsary for every Egpytian.Poor Hosni!!

Controversies:

This innocent looking paint never run out of controversies.Recent studies disclosed that 1/3 rd of lipstick contains more than 0.1 ppm(limit) of lead which apart from causing “lip cancer” to female sapiens adversely affect the biological cycle of male sapiens too.How true!!Moreover reports were there that lipstick contains pig-fat as the major proportion.

Hence each government is taking stringent measure to curb this illegal mass-destruction product.Red ones are considered highly dangerous to male species they suffer from the urge to perform random acts of libido release after being inflicted visually.

Human rights organisation and anti-lipstick campaigners are rallying out daily to stop the lipstick menace.Pigs too are on their hunger-strike.PETA campaigners are leaving no stones unturned in their social effort.

ANTI-LIPSTICK campaigners.

Stills from one of the million rally against

LIPSTICK———————————>>

Even the Indian government came up with the campaign ”Jaago Grahak Jaago” to curb lipstick autocraties.Way to go Sonia Gandhi…..my wishes to U.

NB:If you are die hard anti-lipstick campaigner please feel free to contact me.

Feb 9, 2011

The SEXY me!!

Recently one of my close friend , Iron Mathew threw me a challenge.A challenge which if I accepted would degrade me infront of my girlfriends.But my courageous alter-ego Kirfkirt Dude never backed down.This time was no different.Heres the summary.

"Kirfkirt dude, label out through five sexy pictures of yours describing the qualities and traits of you in it."

The 5 sexy Avatars of Kirfkirt dude :

1.The crazy,funny hotpot

This dates back to second year of my engineering life where one of my girl-friends asked me on a date.I usually don't go on a date but her persistant cooes melted me out and I sat behind her scooty .She drove me straight to KFC (Kirfkirt Fried Chicken), a chain of western dhabas famous among the hippies.(I refer the the rich brats as hippies for personal reasons).Starters,exotic hot and spicy chicken pieces,King-Zong Boxes, desserts,cola made its way into our table.I smacked them to glory.
I glanced at the front table.A cute girl of my age was winking at me, besides tearing the leg-piece.I instantly fell in love. I just blushed away.My dimples became clear.
"Is she in love with me too??"Thousands of question ran down through my brain.
My gf talked and talked.I hardly gave a damn.I was too busy flirting with my front neighbour.
Hunger can make people devour anything.Situation was demanding.I ate nearly everything ,even her share.Its fun to eat others share.Finally the BILL arrived.I peeped at it and pretended to act to natures call.I sprang out of my seat.After half an hour I arrived at the scene thinking my gf would have handled the situation by now but she was acting normal.I smelled fishy and hecK the BILL was lying at the same spot where I left it.I chcked my wallet.Two 10 rupee note sat petrified inside.My SBI bank balance stored no more than 300 bucks.
I turned towards her , possibly giving my best romantic look and asked "Will you pay the bill?"
Before I could sense any motion I felt something hit hard on my balls.
Universal fact: Pointed shapes does more damage when hit.
She took out her cell and clicked a couple of my sexy looks.A result is as below.




2.The Serious Chuck Norris



Ok Gals now stop drooling over that picture.

I bet no one could look more serious than this one.If you feel you can impress me with your best possible "serious looks" do mail me.Rs 10 is at stake.
Campus season was on.I persuaded the photographer to edit my passport size photo to the best possible "serious" look he can do.I too left no stone unturned.Happy and contented I pasted those pictures in every application form was well as in matrimonial sites.I am still waiting for their replies.Guess they don't want any serious looking guy.Poor them!!

3.The fatherly figure.


The kid is not my son

Kirfkirt dude have recently discovered that kids do love him a lot and they don't even think a second before jumping into his arms.Any possible suggestion of replacing the "kid" by "girl" is welcome.Btw the baccha I am holding is my bhanja Rinov who loves his Mama Very much.I hope I can make him just like me and make his parents proud ; but my sister wouldn't allow me to come near him.To read more about this cutie pie herez the link.

4.The QUIET Poet/Meditator.

The picture was taken when Kirfkirt dude was meditating after he accidently consumed some alcohol in place of cola.Bastards.

Kirfkirt dude favourite past-time is meditation.He even joined yoga classes for reasons that won't be discussed over here.But overall Kirfkirt dude love meditating.Infact most of his path-breaking ideas emerge during this period.The best part of meditation is that you have control power over yourself you hardly shout at anyone.People just adore you for that.They may even worship you.So meditate just like me and make this world a better place to live.




5.The Sporty dude.




Megan Fox & Kirfkirt dudez sexy cropped haircut.





Kirfkirt dude have always been a big fan of Megan Fox.To read more about Megan Fox heres the [link].If you think Kirfkirt dudez sporty look is sexy do SMS [yourname] [HAAN] to 5678 or if you think if you he look sexier in long hairs SMS [NA] .Winners will be selected randomly and will be given the same sporty cut free of cost.


Secret fact : Kirfkirt dudez dancing tutor(in the video below).Hez just mindblowing.


video