Apr 22, 2011
When I was in class 6 ,I fell in love with this beautiful girl who use to come in the white Mahindra Armada.She was in class 4 at that time.She got those tiny little ears and a little mole in her right cheek.It was love at first sight!!I dreamt of having my grandkids with her.Basking into my glorified dream I drew a cartoon of me and her ; holding hands inscribing our names into it and carefully treasured inside my brand new red underwear pocket.
One day my emotions overflowed when she giggled at me when I was out of my class kneeling down.I knew this is the sign ; the day has finally come to express my love. I took photocopies of my treasure and pasted them all over in the girl's toilet late after school that day.
KD loves RS
Next day there was a huge commotion in the school.I saw boys trying to avoid girls as much as they can.I knew the gravity of the situation.My eyes radared around for my crush. There she was sitting pretty with her bunch of friends,giggling as usual.I smiled at her.She too smiled back at me.I knew this was it.I could see in her eyes "her love for me".I took out my 'coffee bite' which had letters inscribed "KD loves RS" from my pocket and approached towards her.My heart raced in timescale of a millisecond.But KD didn't bow down to all those emotional threats ; he slowly went up to RS and expressed his love by going down on knees and gifting her the special "coffee bite".The next moment I remember I had a pink thread tied to my hand;the coffee bite still intact within my tiny fingers.
For reference check below picture ,
Lesson learnt : Never propose a girl on a Raksha Bandhan day .
Don't get fooled by the above picture/ads.Love-gedy continued.....
Apr 12, 2011
"If you want to make God laugh , tell him about your plans" - Woody Allen.
13/4/2011 God was laughing at me.
"U NEVER GET TICKETS WHEN U WANT, TATKAL IS FAULTY, THE SYSTEM CORRUPT TO THE HILL, TOUTS AND THUGS FLOURISH,DRUNK PASSENGERS, TICKET COLLECTORS ASK FOR EXTRA BUCKS, SHIT and PISS EVERYWHERE,DELAY-MACHINE,THIEVES ROBBERS RAPIST EUNUCHS".
Yeh Yeh I am talking of Indian Railway.... the crippled and lame service on earth .
Mamata Didi(MD)~ : Kirfkirt dude^ you look pissed off.What happened?
Kirfkirt Dude(KD)^ : Well I missed my flight.Washed away 7k.
MD~ : Ahha ..sad..how??
KD^ : Crippled Indian railway service made it easy for me.
MD~ : Dude explain.
KD^ : The so called "express" after halting and screeching at infinity number of stations extended its 6 hour journey to 11 hour journey.And hence I missed my connecting flight.I want my money back now.
MD~ : Comon Kirfkirt thats totally normal on our part.Remember we are "Indians".
Lessons learnt from 13/4/2011 :
a) Don't ever trust Indian railway timing(s).
b) Not every auto-wallah in Delhi is rude and maniac.
c)Remember to cancel your flight ticket 2 hours in advance.If you are interested in performing some James Bond tricks just to reach at the nick of time ...don't do it.Else you will end up loosing 7k like me.
d)ATM is the most wonderful invention of mankind.
e)"Bird-watching" in airport is fun.Helps de-stressing!!
(Read "bird" as "cute").
Dear Railway Minister its my humble request to do something to improve the train delays/timings.(Keep a tolerance limit of 2 hours at the most).
An innocent sufferer.