tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24472412222880695402024-03-13T04:08:04.707-11:00coffee,grass n future...a humorously serious chapter.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-75262234070270983482013-09-23T19:21:00.000-11:002013-09-23T19:44:09.754-11:00Straight From YouYess <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i>Pressures were mounting from every corner ever since I stopped updating
my blog. Family, cousins, friends, foes, ex-girlfriends and Rakhi Sawant
were threatening me everyday to update my blog. The situation got
worsened when me and my girl friend were<b> </b>on the verge of breaking up.
She gave me an ultimatum saying "No blogging, no kisses". I had no other
choice. Some wise dude truly said, "No man knows more about woman than I
do, and I know nothing". </i> </div>
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So I wake up in the middle of the night and realized that I haven't written anything for almost 2 years in my blog.</div>
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"With age comes maturity"-I remembered Kirfkirt Dude saying that. I went back to sleep again.</div>
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I woke up again. I opened up my laptop and started reading my old post from my blog. I smiled first and then cracked up!! I was once a guy known for his humor in the college and every girl wanted to marry me; but now, with the loss of my hair, I started losing my sense of humor too. No one wants to date me now. This is BAD!</div>
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So I am in USA and I too have no idea how I landed in this country! So one day my friend Arnab Goswami called me up and asked "The Nation demands an answer". I meekly admitted, "I decided to do my doctorate". Arnav gave me a hypothetical hug via skype and said "Son if you need any answer, just give me a call." I cried, he too did. It was emotional. </div>
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Like every son, I too forced my mom to search a girl for me, specifically mentioning her to get(send me) two passport size photographs of the girl-one with makeup and the other without makeup. Make choices easier. I even opened premium accounts in every possible matrimonial sites. I didn't want to take any risk. Finally after a month of constant endeavor and hardship, I got a reply in whtevermatrimonialsite.com from an account named "yourworstnightmare". There was this picture of this beautiful innocent lady in her bridal attire. I blushed!</div>
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Mom I am mailing you the picture of your future daughter-in-law. </div>
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My mom refuses to talk to me now, so are my sisters.</div>
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<b>Mom if you are reading this, kindly talk to me (and accept her). </b></div>
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<b>Disclaimer</b>: <i>A Phd guy can be phunny sometimes.</i> </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-2742409177781094532011-12-04T23:51:00.001-11:002013-10-05T05:32:26.630-11:00To Irin....with love<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i>Irene feel insecure if I blog?</i></div>
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<i>Zainy give me that Sreesanth look again if I bother her again?</i></div>
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<i>Rakhi Sawant start loving me again if I open my heart for her in my blog?</i></div>
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<i>My 'Hitlerish' sister Priyanka reboot her boring lectures again once I write?</i></div>
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<i>My adorable bhanja call me up and say "Mlama U r awesome. I just wlant to ble like you".</i></div>
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<i>The question was "To blog or not to blog" until one day my dear friend Irene called me up and demanded "Dhruv, you didn't come to my marriage nor you sent me any gift. </i></div>
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<i>I am so mad at you. You need to write something about me in your blog".</i></div>
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<i>Few days back when I was strolling in Facebook after taking off from my research, I came across Irene's
profile picture which kinda caught my attention. The picture spoke many
words, expressed many emotions. But what really backfired my nerve
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<b><i>Irene U can treat/hit me later. Thank you for the Biryani treat though!</i></b><br />
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<i>Irene knew me a person of great intellectual and always seeked my technical expertise whenever needed. One day my cell buzzed. It was Irene on the other end.</i></div>
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<i>Irene : KD...m stucked(very concerned voice)</i></div>
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<i>KD : Where??How??</i></div>
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<i>Irene : There is a power failure and the elevator is not working.</i></div>
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<i>KD : So what is the problem??</i></div>
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<i>Irene : I was stuck outside the elevator. I am waiting for the last 20 minutes.</i></div>
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<i>Irene : KD I donno what to do..please help me.</i></div>
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<i>KD : Ok Irene...why don't you use the staircase??</i></div>
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<i>Irene : Ahh..thank you KD. I would do that. You are genius.</i></div>
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<i>KD : Congrats Irene. Now tell me, What did you achieve?</i></div>
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<i>Irene : I successfully completed a very complicated Jigsaw puzzle.</i></div>
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<i>Irene : I just took two days to complete it.</i></div>
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<i>KD: You seem to be lost somewhere. Whats wrong?</i></div>
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<i>Irene: I am confused what color of curtains should I choose for my laptop?</i></div>
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<i>KD: Curtains for Laptop?? </i></div>
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<i>Irene: Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!</i></div>
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Note: <i>Entirely fictional events. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons,
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Yeh I am on a freaking writing streak.No I am not high.Sometimes sleep just disowns you and you are left with a wondering mind , a philosophical mind in my case who ponders over every possible heartbreaks and accolades ; every happiness and sorrow you have gone through in your life.Its spiral and addictive.U think more about your mind like you are typing "google" in google and searching for the answers.So pretty abstruse and abortive , I still love to be philosophical at times.<br />
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You turn on John Mayer and the memories come alive in flashes.Ohh the first day in nursery..I was so nervous and cried my heart out.I still remember how tightly my little fingers grabbed Dad's arm, tiny droplet of tears wetting his cream cotton shirt,screaming my herat out when the class teacher forced me to sit inside the class.All my watery eyes asked "Don't leave me Dad".It was intense.<br />
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First crush,first fight,first on stage performance.....the confidence amidst fear..life so much justifies itself.<br />
I still remember my first proposal.It was kinda funny.So at that time(class 6 or 7) I categorized myself among those guys who just chickened out when it comes in terms of talking to "girl" species.First crush is always special.Your heart just throbs unexpectedly when you see her approaching with her friends,giggling and having occasional glances at you.Special , really special.Your world is full of colours.And you know that is LOVE.Life just happen to move at slow pace at that moment...yeh yeh movies sometimes showcases reality.U think of thousands of reason to impress her up.U make up your hair every minute, probably wetting it to look shiny and "sexy".Well I still look sexy when I wet my hair:P.So I finally garnered some courage and asked my batchmate(who was a girl) to propose my crush on my behalf.FYI my first crush was my junior.THe deal was done.I was excited.The verdict came.She "LIKES" me.<br />
She never spoke ; neither do I...but our eyes did occasionally.CASE CLOSED.<br />
Crushes came and gone.Disappointments and appointments sailed parallaly .<br />
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Aspirations and goals mushroomed around the corner.A professional cyber-gamer,wannabe chess player, professional blogger,self-proclaimed singer cum musician.....ended up being a chemical engineer.Who knows someday I might end up sharing my lunch with Bill Gates....Dream boy dream ...It don't cost you anything.Even Abdul Kalam told me that when I met him during the special event.It was special.Life is special.<br />
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</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Hail Oo MrX.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Hope you are doing well.I thought of dropping you a certification of hatred which should make you realize how lousy and crappy you have been all your life.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Incase you don’t remember me you are ma alter-ego who has been the part of me ever since I succeeded in making ma way to the ovum out of thousands of other competitors.Long run huh‼</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>I named you Mr X because behind every successful story of it therez always happen to be a huge "don't do it" symbol i.e (X)blinking right infront of me just before the event.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Itz was you who made me to fart so loudly in the ma kindergarden class that the teacher almost had a nervous breakdown.Because of you I fall in love with the big fat girl in ma primary class who was twice my size.It was you who always provoked me to watch the ‘Shasha Grey’ Stuff whenever I was alone .I really hate you for this.Why did you explain to me the importance of alcohol and grass in life? They now refuse to leave me.Who taught me to copy in the exams.??It was you Mr X.Why on earth did you give me the craziest idea to pee infront of the director's mam house in ma college.I wetted ma pants for 3 continous days thereafter.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>I know you were a great flirter.Hope you are on right track right now.I cannot forget the occasions where I got a red eye or sometimes a beautiful reddish five finger marker as a gift from the other end.Why on earth do you have to molest RAkhi S.??</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Hey Mr X how is your adventure mania??Do you still travel without ticket in trains and buses and drive at 120 km/hr in intoxicated state at night??</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>I know you loved brawls and you have been the part of many during your college and school days.I still remember the day when Kanthama’s brother’s gang gheroed me up near the college canteen.And you were laughing out loud when I was crying and begging infront of Kanthama.Man I hate you so terribly.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Didn't you try to bribe everyone when you wan the things to work out "smoothly".....Rs 100/ - to the TT for guaranteeing you a berth; ohh what about the sliping in 100 bucks to the pocket of the traffic prolice when he caught you without bike papers and driving license??</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>You always boasted yourself to be a great experimentor and researcher.How True‼!</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Apart from developing new slangs and swearings I heard that you were also doing some research on the “post-effects of slangs and abuses on pregnant women”.Quite challenging task huh‼!Two days back I came to know that till date no pregnant woman agreed to be the part of your research project. Happy Hunting dude‼</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Ahh I just got a notification update on my Adult friend finder profile…</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Cya.</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><br />
</div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>With Hatred ,</em></div><div style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 1.5em;"><em>Your’s Kirfkirt dude.</em></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-52728202433210760752011-07-04T22:45:00.004-11:002011-07-04T22:52:56.974-11:00Back from LALALanD<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><i>I admit I was buried inside the stress-cocoon for ages.Didi ki shaadi, project-submissions , guide-nurturing, my recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant can be attributed for my abeyance.Yes yes I know the Rakhi Sawant thing will interest you all which Kirfkirt Dude will be tight-lipped throughout the post.</i></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><i>My recent tryst with Zainy retorted me to take up blogging seriously.A very warm "Thank You" through this post-DIL SE.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
<i><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">During his hibernation period, Kirfkirt Dude conducted many top-secret experiments and was on the verge of discovering a Deoderant specially for the "cross-dressers".To know more about "cross-dressers" readers are advised to click on </span><a href="http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2011/03/crossdressers-ftw.html" style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">link</a><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">. But due to his recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant, KD lost all the interest in the experiment.Sigh an another unnoticed death to a great idea !!</span></i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Another very important discovery which Kirfkirt Dude made in the process was the secret behind "windmill-headbanging".I hope everyone remembered the scene from Peepli Live where effed up women in the rural area moved their heads in clockwise and counter-clockwise vigorously as if their soul were possessed by demon/ghost.Well wind-headbanging style ain't different from this.The only difference women are replaced by men and agarbattis and ghee replaced by weed and beer.</span></i></div><div style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: justify;"><i>An epic video showcasing the art of windmill-headbanging.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-54160762079132769112011-05-16T04:29:00.003-11:002011-05-16T04:52:58.488-11:00Get clean to get dirty--- "THe Axe effect".<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><b><i>Disclaimer</i></b> : No girls were molested/humiliated while typing this post.But yes boys were.....<br />
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<b><i>Note </i></b>: The post is fresh.Stinky/desperate boys are strictly advised to read this.<br />
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<b><i>Additional Note</i></b> : Fantasy is limitless.<br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px;">Urban Dictionary define about AXE Effect :</span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px;"><b>The effect achieved when a large group of ignorant and insecure pubescent boys attempt to cover up their smell with excessive quantities of Axe while at the same time forgetting to bathe regularly. The resulting smell is a combination of that of severe body odour and that of a severe chemical spill. </b></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19px;"><br />
</span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; color: white; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: 18px;">“I had always stored them in cool and dry place, and kept them away from direct light or heat. I’d always use a ruler before applying the spray and make sure that the distance between the nozzle and my armpit was at least 15 centimeters. I’d do everything they told. I even beat up my 5-year-old nephew for coming near my closet, as they had instructed it to keep away from children’s reach. And yet, all I get is a broom beating from my ugly <em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">bai.No girl did a 'Boom Chicka Wah Wah' while spanking my ass</em>” a disappointed Axe customer who had been using the Axe deodorant from last 8 years.</span></i></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; color: #111111; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></i></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; border-collapse: separate; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Our day to day life might have encountered many such "disappointed" customers.I always pity such insecure and dumped customers.To fight for their justice Kirfkirt Dude is planning to start an "Anna Hazare" kind of movement .</span></span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i>Candle marches and Poonam Pandey kinda stints will too be a part of the movement </i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i>to bring back their lost glory and stop the atrocities of the Axe manufacturers.</i></span></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; color: white; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i>Please be a part of the movement by not watching those AXE commercials during the IPL matches.</i></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; color: white; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i>Thankz.Peace.</i></span></div><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;"><i><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I guess I should start by thanking KiRfKiRt dUdE for sharing his blog with me to express my ideas....So thanks much KD!</span><br />
<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Listening to Kelly Rowland's "MOTIVATION" and being kinky really makes a GAL wanna blog ...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Bear with me C,G n F followers ... this is my first entry.....(and hopefully not my last =p)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So the other night.... my bf had what he thought was an enlightening idea.... getting jiggy to none other than Rebecca Black's (RB) "FRIDAY"!!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">For those of you who know of her.... well... u know why that would be any gf's NIGHTMARE...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And for those who don't know her... i guess I'll have to increase the no. of hits RB's got on youtube by posting this....(i apologize in advance, KD)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Now this had Zainy thinking.....Music is INSPIRING.... nothing like a good song to make a girl wanna lose herself... </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">HOWEVER... what if the guy's idea of a hot song is a girl's snoozefest?!?!??!?!?!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">learning from the best GURU out there.... Kirfkirt Ji.... i decided to do my own little survey... and this is wat i found...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">100% of the girls love music to get their groove on</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">and guys... 90% didn't really care ftw was playing in the background.... and the 10% that do love themselves some juicy music... well i question their masculinity DEEPLY... =p</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Upon further research... i discovered several websites that lists best songs to seduce/serenade/whatever-the-<wbr></wbr>heLL-u-wanna-call-it </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">There are even GENRE-specific websites.......</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I really wonder if guys google this to get ideas of what their "lady love" might like...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">or do they just assume every girl is into justin beiber (JB) and just play his songs !?!???!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The strenuous work made me remember the time wen one of my old roomies made a cd for me entitled, "ZAINY'S LOVE MIX"....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">These were the songs:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">1. My Humps- Black Eyed Peas</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">2. So Do You Only Wanna Dance - Mya</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">3. La Tortura</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">AND a whole bunch of spanish songs i don't know the names of...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I can honestly say i never used the CD for the purpose it was meant for.... sorry roomie.. mayb I should have tried....who knows how it would have turned out.... but i guess i'll never know... as i lost that cd....WOMP WOMP WOMP!!! =(</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So for all you Clueless FOLKS*** out there, here are some lessons:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A. The female gender LOVES music.... not my opinion... just what my stats proved!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">B. JB = SUCKS = RB .... so unless you are trying to hit on a 12- 15 yr old girl... STAY AWAY FROM THIS EQUALITY</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">C. GOOGLE!!!!... cmon now!!! in this day and age... if ur desperate and not using google to fix ur problems, you must be from outer space!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">D. OH...if you are an Alien.... HI! thank you for reading my post... and i've the perfect song for you... "E.T." by Katy Perry ft. Kanye West =D</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I bid you Adieu with Marvin Gaye..., "Music, not sex, got me aroused."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Peace, Love, n Music</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">~ZAINY~</span></div><br />
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</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-20570738863020077442011-04-22T06:58:00.013-11:002011-04-22T16:04:44.490-11:00The Love-gedy.<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_sfJWS53kDs0DqJNpa3u2hfgf3U7gjugW57ZmHbF2I4dgL6R9sGF162UH7ScspcvwCyhR5ViMBqmD6-_4y0I0KRRglMtoizkBhJ0my9gAg0FprH39Ig8FHkpzTrWBST9x7MJRyQzC8Tvg/s1600/IMG_0040_e.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span">"There is a thin line between blogging and controversies.Either way I love them both."</span></i></span></a></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span">When I was in class 6 ,I fell in love with this beautiful girl who use to come in the white Mahindra Armada.She was in class 4 at that time.She got those tiny little ears and a little mole in her right cheek.It was love at first sight!!I dreamt of having my grandkids with her.Basking into my glorified dream I drew a cartoon of</span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> me and her ; holding hands inscribing our names into it and carefully treasured inside my brand new red underwear pocket.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span">One day my emotions overflowed when she giggled at me when I was out of my class kneeling down.I knew this is the sign ; the day has finally come to express my love. I took photocopies of my treasure and pasted them all over in the girl's toilet late after school that day.</span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhveswZYQ_URdy5uGRL5bf433pAGhvicOEwIijTn_uETVbAFrvHqamm6XxNd78-Fi0U77_N3__SVS2CNgLXIRZWA5Dkdd-bofLVlx35odlUzHkdvF3Gvpd7_XFBQyU-Aqr2KmbCIBudzXP4/s320/IMG_0041.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598489308610197874" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span"> KD loves RS</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Next day there was a huge commotion in the school.I saw boys trying to avoid girls as much as they can.I knew the gravity of the situation.My eyes radared around for my crush. There she was sitting pretty with her bunch of friends,giggling as usual.I smiled at her.</span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span">She too smiled back at me.I knew this was it.I could see in her eyes "her love for me".I took out my 'coffee </span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span">bite' which had letters inscribed "KD loves RS" from my pocket and approached towards her.My heart raced in timescale of a millisecond.But KD didn't bow down to all those emotional threats ; he slowly went up to RS and expressed his love by going down on knees and gifting her the special "coffee bite".The next moment I remember I had a pink thread tied to my hand;the coffee bite still intact within my tiny fingers.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span">For reference check below picture ,</span></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhroJy1Y9m8LYjTrs9Onjlg9WJft8RNyFhI6iAEWQ5d8L0QIkCNQMcA7J0DwzknUb7J1MQb4veb9MlPotoZdph928tOjQys5zOqavQNhKYFPKozU350QtquBzDnyc9787sH6_TvNnmFcjra/s400/Nice-Rakhi.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598481942307592370" /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><b>Lesson learnt :</b> Never propose a girl on a Raksha Bandhan day .</i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2y28PN1p2DghlVrykORBkQJGQoMrkqT-eq9qQH8dKL5pJ5wMpwP5oQS-16Qp-1jQyzXublPOJRYMTxhMRtFs-Wevl4BocHCWwzIYInZ93uxR9dHwE2YqrlKyMTJlgtVLAhMzMpWsOgzaC/s400/asmirandah_zantman_axe.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 301px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598499845873289858" /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Don't get fooled by the above picture/ads.Love-gedy continued.....</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-1141507990238679982011-04-12T22:37:00.006-11:002011-04-13T07:27:15.504-11:006==11+ by Indian Railway.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj879P9H-x-q4baN7LWCokCn9ySGOy8To2fIKnzdZ_4VXhUzHNrc3IxDWib54r3Roidab4n1crG9vshwJl2hvQ8iaUGyDrAPUBb6Y_3r6P19qzmihu6yQhbrq085On71Ji6Q3Os6CLRmSZT/s1600/rail.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj879P9H-x-q4baN7LWCokCn9ySGOy8To2fIKnzdZ_4VXhUzHNrc3IxDWib54r3Roidab4n1crG9vshwJl2hvQ8iaUGyDrAPUBb6Y_3r6P19qzmihu6yQhbrq085On71Ji6Q3Os6CLRmSZT/s400/rail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5595109182879531826" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"If you want to make God laugh , tell him about your plans" - Woody Allen.<br />13/4/2011 God was laughing at me.<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >"U NEVER GET TICKETS WHEN U WANT, TATKAL IS FAULTY, THE SYSTEM CORRUPT TO THE HILL, TOUTS AND THUGS FLOURISH,DRUNK PASSENGERS, TICKET COLLECTORS ASK FOR EXTRA BUCKS, SHIT and PISS EVERYWHERE,DELAY-MACHINE,THIEVES ROBBERS RAPIST EUNUCHS".<br />Yeh Yeh I am talking of Indian Railway.... the crippled and lame service on earth .<br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Mamata Didi(MD)~ : Kirfkirt dude^ you look pissed off.What happened? </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br />Kirfkirt Dude(KD)^ : Well I missed my flight.Washed away 7k.<br />MD~ : Ahha ..sad..how??<br />KD^ : Crippled Indian railway service made it easy for me.<br />MD~ : Dude explain.<br />KD^ : The so called "express" after halting and screeching at infinity number of stations extended its 6 hour journey to 11 hour journey.And hence I missed my connecting flight.</span><span style="font-style: italic;">I want my money back now.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">MD~ : Comon Kirfkirt thats totally normal on our part.Remember we are "Indians".<br /><br /><br />Lessons learnt from 13/4/2011 :<br /><br />a) Don't ever trust Indian railway timing(s).<br />b) Not every auto-wallah in Delhi is rude and maniac.<br />c)Remember to cancel your flight ticket 2 hours in advance.If you are interested in performing some James Bond tricks just to reach at the nick of time ...don't do it.Else you will end up loosing 7k like me.<br />d)ATM is the most wonderful invention of mankind.<br />e)"Bird-watching" in airport is fun.Helps de-stressing!!<br /> (Read "bird" as "cute").<br /><br />Dear Railway Minister its my humble request to do something to improve the train delays/timings.(Keep a tolerance limit of 2 hours at the most).<br /><br />-Regards<br /><br />An innocent sufferer.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-24664950939838917612011-03-27T02:22:00.006-11:002011-03-27T05:17:13.913-11:00Crossdressers Ftw~<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqgGQugvmK8huxKQh99v9yNgXu0VfyWNP26sJy3dOyVv86a3O_8jtH_FmN2ejV6GNqq0GgQFwngpD1CXmaLhW8zMgS7gHT3KM8CTP0IGNhUTtJwDqw3jXRpDop6yb6ndWKZMGbYz1FjbTU/s1600/gulabiumrao.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz8Sa0hYJ8hMYOitSrmm-fQIwZ-fd71x9caTooBVmbX0Ottq8zHsyF7ZPFV3GhHGxWgHffc7xoQ7NNhLUM1Xtg0a9TQjQ5y8tPdUc73odx-W_ZU6BhKdjAyb0_RkJte8oFAFlrh6BRquXY/s1600/654px-Lady_Bunny_and_Sherry_Vine_by_David_Shankbone.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a></i></span><table class="{{{id}}}" style="text-align: left; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 583px; margin-top: 0.5em; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: auto; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-right-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-left-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); padding-top: 0.5em; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; line-height: 19px; "><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!</i></span></b></td></tr><tr><td><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>The article you are looking at may not be work safe!</i></span></b></div><p style="text-align: center;margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; "><small><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>...Although, since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.</i></span></small></p><div style="text-align: center;"><small><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></small></div></td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1PBelF8vCdkIkIFD_012r8ryF9VMmDt-afWUa6l01PrdN67kFzCMjQtI2aQ-9MFwJRaDmkNGObgWjAkCtl9rlKV0SK1Zz-tDzuwgUwYSQptueMPkvcCnUNhpYJSHEuiugUNJjMeVKiNwo/s1600/194221_172479872804719_100001281218906_425916_7445922_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_UlQ9QHLfUUMY7-vf2krtzcLo2hO0WuPsDZQH3eRVI8zfAJqgZ8JX6IWoXGThRRov0jcpx7o8kQDyBfMpcp0i6aYweARsFAt8oStfSq_cvjm2P33oE0bU25YNnlJytDtroGty2ASpjHp-/s1600/4437414739_d75e084474.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_UlQ9QHLfUUMY7-vf2krtzcLo2hO0WuPsDZQH3eRVI8zfAJqgZ8JX6IWoXGThRRov0jcpx7o8kQDyBfMpcp0i6aYweARsFAt8oStfSq_cvjm2P33oE0bU25YNnlJytDtroGty2ASpjHp-/s400/4437414739_d75e084474.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588751816859439458" /></a><br /><br />Well they say the first impression is the last impression.I was downloading the above picture ;suddenly my girlfriend burged into my room to show her new pimple.Before I could act she dived her 2 inch long nails into my neck like a zombie and started strangling me.Lots of questions were hurled into me at the timescale of a nano-second.Before I could answer anything she bursted out into tears,kicked open the door and paced away, slamming the door which almost bursted out my delicate eardrums.</i></span><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >I am still waiting for her reply.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >(Gal , if you are still mad at me,just read this post.It answers everything why I was downloading the above picture).</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >So Kirfkirt Dude as usual was carrying out his secret surveys and experiments and this time he stumbled upon a crossdresser @ KFC ,Delhi.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.Don't mistake it for Kirfkirt Fried Chicken.... Silly.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >The proof @ KFC :</span></i></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; " ><i><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1PBelF8vCdkIkIFD_012r8ryF9VMmDt-afWUa6l01PrdN67kFzCMjQtI2aQ-9MFwJRaDmkNGObgWjAkCtl9rlKV0SK1Zz-tDzuwgUwYSQptueMPkvcCnUNhpYJSHEuiugUNJjMeVKiNwo/s400/194221_172479872804719_100001281218906_425916_7445922_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588756885792475842" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px; " /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>The guy in black shirt is Kirfkirt Dude.</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Wikipedia Guy says that people cross-dress as a matter of comfort or style.They prefer clothing associated with the opposite sex.Some people cross-dress to shock others or to challenge social-norms.</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Kirfkirt Dude was fond of wearing his sister's skirts when he was a kid.Did that mean he too was a cross-dresser?Scottish people have a version of skirt called the kilt which is traditionally worn....Are all Scottish people crossdressers??</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqgGQugvmK8huxKQh99v9yNgXu0VfyWNP26sJy3dOyVv86a3O_8jtH_FmN2ejV6GNqq0GgQFwngpD1CXmaLhW8zMgS7gHT3KM8CTP0IGNhUTtJwDqw3jXRpDop6yb6ndWKZMGbYz1FjbTU/s320/gulabiumrao.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5588773592612020146" style="float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 222px; " /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Drag is a special form of performance </i><i>art based</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i> on crossdressing.</i><i>A drag queen is usually a male-bodied</i><i> person </i><i>who performs </i><i>a exxageratedly feminine character.</i><i>A drag king is the counterpart of drag queen.</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>To know more about drag queen hit</i></span></div><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag_queen">drag queen</a>].</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></i><i><b>An Indian Drag-queen trying to expertise the art of seduction</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >Rakhi Sawant is a big dramabaaz..everyone knows that.Thatz doesn't make all the silicon implanted ladies dramabaaz. Similarly, crossdressers may act like gays/lesbians.That doesn't make all the crossdressers gays or lesbians.Fact proven!!</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><b>Why people usually cross-dress??</b></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>The answers(</i><i> according to survey by Kirfkirt Dude) :</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>a. I am not content with my biological sex.I want change.</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>b. My girl-friend ditched me and ran away with that guy.I will seduce that guy by being a cross-dresser and take revenge upon my girl-friend.</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>c. I heard strange things about girls/boys hostel.Lemme check it out..</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>d. I heard that my boyfriend is gay(or otherwise).Gotta find it by myself!!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>e. I just love it.Who gives a Shit!!</i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Next time if you guys have this strong tendency of wearing your sister's,brother's, girlfriends's, boyfriend's clothes ...check the above five reasons.P</i></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >robably one of the reason fits you for good.</span></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >Peace.\m/.</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; line-height: normal; " ><br /></span></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; line-height: normal; " ><br /></span></i></span></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i><br /></i></span></div><div><br /></div></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-44214435140381926032011-02-22T22:13:00.020-11:002011-03-25T03:06:48.099-11:00RandoM thoughtS<div style="text-align: center;">
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<br /></i></div><i>I have no idea what I will be writing down in this post.3 hours of sleep and continuous banging by IIT K profs just made me lick up my fingers and I am smashing at the keyboards with no good reason.If you too are bored just like me right now then you are advised not to proceed any further because still I have got no idea what this post will be all about.It might be about my sufferings ,my Dklogies,my galfriends,about God...</i><div><i>
<br /></i></div><div><i>My guide will be here(LAB) any moment and if he sees me writing my blog in the lab he will "GM" me for sure.To go with bloggers terms and conditions I am not revealing what "GM" is.Sincere/innocent guy like me can figure it out in no time.</i></div><div><i>Often in my brainy brain strange questions tickle up.</i></div><div><i>"Why do we gals wear makeup??</i></div><div><i>For how many days a man can survive without bathing??</i></div><div><i>Will silicon chest and abs(six-packs) come up for males??
<br /></i></div><div><i> Is it possible to invent a device which can scan up all the mobile numbers nearby(specially female neighbours)??</i></div><div><i>P.S: Kirfkirt dude have been carrying out top-secret experiments to expose all these bits and craps. </i></div><div>
<br /></div><div><i> Still clueless about what I am doing with my life I often end up with Youtube guy for readymade serenade.</i></div><div><i>A fine noon I was randomly searching about As and Bs in You-Tube and I finished up with a contented video about pole-dancing.A little patience can take you to peace.</i></div><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div><div><meta equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><table class="{{{id}}}" style="text-align: left; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(255, 0, 255); background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); width: 583px; margin-top: 0.5em; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: auto; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-right-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); border-left-color: rgb(255, 0, 255); padding-top: 0.5em; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; line-height: 19px; font-family: sans-serif; "><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: justify; font-size: 14px; "><b>NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!</b></td></tr><tr><td><b>The article you are looking at may not be work safe!</b><p style="margin-top: 0.4em; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-left: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; "><small>...<i>Although,</i> since you're already here it's kind of too late for this warning to actually be useful.</small></p></td></tr></tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div></div><div><meta equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" > <span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px; "><b>Pole dancing</b> is a form of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performing_art" title="Performing art" class="mw-redirect" style="text-decoration: none; background-image: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >performing art</span></a>, a combination of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing" title="Dancing" class="mw-redirect" style="text-decoration: none; background-image: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >dancing</span></a> and gymnastics It involves dancing sensually with a vertical pole and is often used in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_club" title="Strip club" style="text-decoration: none; background-image: none; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >strip clubs</span></a> and gentlemen's clubs</span> " -</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>Wikipedia.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>(Not to confused with dancing in the North/South pole)
<br /></i></span><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" >" I <b>pole dance</b> everyday to keep myself fit...Hissss.." - Mallika Sherawat.</span></span></i></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>" Pole dancing can be a part of Indian education system"- Kapil Sibbal.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>" Mommy,can I marry a pole dancer?? "- Kirfkirt dude.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>"I want to represent India in Pole-dancing competition"-Kirfkirt Dudez 12 old cousin.</i></span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><i>
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font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 24px; "><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>While pondering over in the depressurisation chamber(potti) my mind strucked upon with this “noble” idea of why do girls (n some boys too) love to wear lipstick.Inquisitiveness know no boundaries.To find the answer I called up my ex-girl-friends and asked them blindly about the issue.Answers ranged from “confidence booster” to “better communication” to unexpected “supernatural power enhancer(??)” .How true!!!</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Still disappointed with the responses I took the help of this Google guy and myself did some tit-bit research.</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em><strong><br /></strong></em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em><strong>HIstory:</strong></em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>From some reliable source I came to know that lipstick factory originated in some place called “Bermuda Triangle” and experts say that these factories are still secretly carrying out their illegal production.I called up the FBI guys and asked them about their future operation to flush out the "mass-destruction factories".Blatantly they admitted that “the issue” is being handled by Condoleezza Rice(<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleezza_Rice">link</a>) and they aren’t expecting much in future.Well Condoleezza Rice number has changed n I couldn’t call her up.Newayz m trying my best to beat it.Recently this Speilberg guy called me up to give him every information I get because his future movie is based on this lipstick issue/menace.Watch out the year’s biggest blockbluster….</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Wikipedia says that Miss Egypt Cleopatra did a great research on this enigmatic paint and finally came up with the fomulae of making lipstick from crushed beetles and ants.But legends consider Abu al-Qasim al-Zahrawi to be the father of modern lipstick.He still is worshipped by many female sapiens all over the world.Recently the people of Egypt revolted against their leader Hosni Mubarak because he tried to make lipstick compulsary for every Egpytian.Poor Hosni!!</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em><strong>Controversies:</strong></em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>This innocent looking paint never run out of controversies.Recent studies disclosed that 1/3 rd of lipstick contains more than 0.1 ppm(limit) of lead which apart from causing “lip cancer” to female sapiens adversely affect the biological cycle of male sapiens too.How true!!Moreover reports were there that lipstick contains pig-fat as the major proportion.</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Hence each government is taking stringent measure to curb this illegal mass-destruction product.Red ones are considered highly dangerous to male species they suffer from the urge to perform random acts of libido release after being inflicted visually.</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Human rights organisation and anti-lipstick campaigners are rallying out daily to stop the lipstick menace.Pigs too are on their hunger-strike.PETA campaigners are leaving no stones unturned in their social effort.</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><a href="http://kirfkirt.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/rally1.jpg" style="color: rgb(216, 215, 211); text-decoration: none; "><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-16" title="rally1" src="http://kirfkirt.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/rally1.jpg?w=216&h=162" alt="ANTI-LIPSTICK campaigners." width="216" height="162" style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; float: right; padding-top: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-left: 7px; display: inline; " /></a></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Stills from one of the million rally against</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>LIPSTICK———————————>></em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em>Even the Indian government came up with the campaign ”Jaago Grahak Jaago” to curb lipstick autocraties.Way to go Sonia Gandhi…..my wishes to U.</em></p><p style="line-height: 1.5em; "><em><strong>NB:</strong>If you are die hard anti-lipstick campaigner please feel free to contact me.</em></p></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-16209708305817254442011-02-09T23:39:00.033-11:002011-02-12T08:09:39.171-11:00The SEXY me!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAyEcwo7QUcD_BgL6WeDvcLXZt7AWtvvuNCLIOeqQVOWabl1f4AhOCxohS1tD_eFbjPhhoBq4BFK4atwF6SgDiUNq7lu8eCLEGOlPA-Z4QdnemG65SG_0cxJjsVmIYDyPg4eSx5X33bFCT/s1600/shilpa-bald.jpg"></a>Recently one of my close friend , Iron Mathew threw me a challenge.A challenge which if I accepted would degrade me infront of my girlfriends.But my courageous alter-ego Kirfkirt Dude never backed down.This time was no different.Heres the summary.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>"Kirfkirt dude, label out through five sexy pictures of yours describing the qualities and traits of you in it."</div><div><br /></div><div>The 5 sexy Avatars of Kirfkirt dude :</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br /></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i>1.The crazy,funny hotpot</i></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">This dates back to second year of my engineering life where one of my girl-friends asked me on a date.I usually don't go on a date but her persistant cooes melted me out and I sat behind her scooty .She drove me straight to <i>KFC (Kirfkirt Fried Chicken)</i>, a chain of western dhabas famous among the hippies.(I refer the the rich brats as hippies for personal reasons).Starters,exotic hot and spicy chicken pieces,King-Zong Boxes, desserts,cola made its way into our table.I smacked them to glory.</div><div>I glanced at the front table.A cute girl of my age was winking at me, besides tearing the leg-piece.I instantly fell in love. I just blushed away.My dimples became clear.</div><div>"Is she in love with me too??"Thousands of question ran down through my brain.</div><div>My gf talked and talked.I hardly gave a damn.I was too busy flirting with my front neighbour.</div><div>Hunger can make people devour anything.Situation was demanding.I ate nearly everything ,even her share.Its fun to eat others share.Finally the BILL arrived.I peeped at it and pretended to act to natures call.I sprang out of my seat.After half an hour I arrived at the scene thinking my gf would have handled the situation by now but she was acting normal.I smelled fishy and hecK the BILL was lying at the same spot where I left it.I chcked my wallet.Two 10 rupee note sat petrified inside.My SBI bank balance stored no more than 300 bucks.</div><div>I turned towards her , possibly giving my best romantic look and asked "Will you pay the bill?"</div><div>Before I could sense any motion I felt something hit hard on my <i>balls</i>.</div><div><b>Universal fact: </b>Pointed shapes does more damage when hit. </div><div>She took out her cell and clicked a couple of my sexy looks.A result is as below.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_vq8h1_owDeofh_7AV7xGIDYf7HxJ7DKH6eQloz-x4RzOn6SAyv-N4dLdeJ6aBldG2avmdOfHSkdvnVRc6s_HGdDw8cCAP0uQYkZ3XHsdNKwA0H1G4KnVNtF3jHJdYdIZrpBn-rb6F918/s400/Image071.jpg" style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572033030768451842" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">The kid is not my son</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Kirfkirt dude have recently discovered that kids do love him a lot and they don't even think a second before jumping into his arms.Any possible suggestion of replacing the "kid" by "girl" is welcome.Btw the <i>baccha</i> I am holding is my bhanja Rinov who loves his Mama Very much.I hope I can make him just like me and make his parents proud ; but my sister wouldn't allow me to come near him.To read more about this cutie pie herez the <a href="http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2010/02/kirfkirts-bhanja.html">link</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><i>4.The QUIET Poet/Meditator.</i></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNhf4OkgbnjidiFWvMnsth8Wj9guB1W_Q4WBeknXLXa1tFHZdYycO_HekMkzCy1i-eHHbYSATGIvN_5CRBcL2O9fnCALlWxFotGHSr6rAEEsxSAwijnAnyv3_lQ3s-PPGEHSLJDh2n1cNh/s400/drunk.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572032869191262498" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span">The picture was taken when Kirfkirt dude was meditating after he accidently consumed some alcohol in place of cola.Bastards.</span></i></div><div><br /></div><div>Kirfkirt dude favourite past-time is meditation.He even joined yoga classes for reasons that won't be discussed over here.But overall Kirfkirt dude love meditating.Infact most of his path-breaking ideas emerge during this period.The best part of meditation is that you have control power over yourself you hardly shout at anyone.People just adore you for that.They may even worship you.So meditate just like me and make this world a better place to live.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><b>5.The Sporty dude.</b></i></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRLjjFp2ZotKQ1mZv1a6AeK8Wm6qyvrN8IduHvH6nDISeFgdhGb68rjO7o0neEwM57t2n1DkLkNDrc9UXz1r948wwP2VTVX0ifgeKijkKcG3QGCCWiMIDj8SSkLtEYAzWmJNcQQV-yk4se/s400/takla.jpg" style="text-align: left;float: right; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px; " border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572031605032560594" /></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0jdhPsktTWHJykV6F9lD7Ij28aJXGLfmQLVDRKvdeHKJ8MHnRh0vXwaGh76MBZEuzydVGHjQN6bLuJ3wdIy3ndnMUb5eBGRPodQCumnnZS-UdkdPmxpF0yzO3aaSpeGRtVMWldYL2PSz4/s200/images.jpg" /></div><div><br /></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span">Megan Fox & Kirfkirt dudez sexy cropped haircut.</span></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Kirfkirt dude have always been a big fan of Megan Fox.To read more about Megan Fox heres the <a href="http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2010/04/megan-fox-i-will-miss-u.html">[link]</a>.If you think Kirfkirt dudez sporty look is sexy do SMS [yourname] [HAAN]<your> <haan><your><haan>to 5678 or </haan></your>if you think if you he look sexier in long hairs SMS [NA] <na>.Winners will be selected randomly and will be given the <i>same sporty cut</i> free of cost.</na></haan></your></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><i><b>Secret fact :</b></i> Kirfkirt dudez dancing tutor(in the video below).Hez just mindblowing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzrkHnibWHjBtZ4S5kpjvXZpGE3Tn9iKPI_uKLTrhDI0SpB9la_BAbNfYYzAkKSkBqpdse8Hd7nb2jYOOtglA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-59598605519042153072010-10-01T20:43:00.000-11:002010-10-01T20:43:47.739-11:00We went,we hugged,we cried ,we departed<div style="color: white;"> I hurriedly checked the list which was pasted near the entry door of S3 of Betwa Express.</div><div style="color: white;">Man ....not again, all above 30!!</div><div style="color: white;">Girls are becoming rarer day by day in trains.But that didn't dimmed my excitement ; the feeling of attending my first convocation was all that was on my mind.</div><div style="color: white;">S3-54(UB). </div><div style="color: white;">I always like to choose upper birth .</div><div style="color: white;">Reasons :</div><div style="color: white;">Firstly I am a bit reserved guy and secondly I was able to save myself many a times from being molested by those eunuchs( just try to maintain your sleeping composure on the upper berth;that helps).</div><div style="color: white;">But that day I didn't feel like getting cocooned up.I just threw my bag-pack up into my berth and went straight towards the doorway.The train gained its momentum.The green sceneries became more and more visible with the strong gushes of air hitting my face.I just loved it.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">All these days I have been hearing a lot of Kurt Cobain songs.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">"She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak</div><div style="color: white;">I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks"</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">I just murmered those words .I lighted up a cig and just let my mind develop its wings.It flew straight back to those engineering days.Evrything became distinct .DADA,date,Pharrahs,fest evrything became so vivid.I smiled.Sometimes life is so beautiful.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">Reached Raipur around 1 pm.Panda was accompanying me.His little body made its way quickly through the exit.</div><div style="color: white;"> Dev ,Avin and Amit was waiting for my arrival at 'The Celebration'.THeir smile lighted up the whole envo.We hugged like we had been meeting after ages.</div><div style="color: white;">Friendship is really beautiful.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">After the registration process and proceedings I awaited for the D-day.</div><div style="color: white;"><i>THe D-day </i></div><div style="color: white;">Everyone looked so smart and matured in the convocation gown.Smile and clicks prevailed everywhere.</div><div style="color: white;">"Sale kaha hai aajkaal??Phone no de tera.</div><div style="color: white;">"Abe tu to mota hai gaya"</div><div style="color: white;">Slangs became norms.</div><div style="color: white;">Profs didn't let us touch their feet....they hugged us instead.</div><div style="color: white;">Evry girl looked beautiful.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">Toppers were felicitated on stage while others were handed down their certificates on spot.But who cares , everyone was so excited and happy after meeting their old buddies that they hardly gave a hint whtz gng on around.Clicks, slangs,gossips ruled everywhere.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">DADA had a blast that night.Dev and AMitz on the spot decision saved that night.It was a dry day n the budding engineers managed to get 2 bumpers the day before for the D-night.Dev's room was 'readied' for the celebration. </div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">Alcohol made us to realise our friendship even deeper.</div><div style="color: white;">Talks and ideas flowed like anything from as usual GF to politics,engineering life to those hardcore boss and profs.</div><div style="color: white;">We danced, hugged ,cried and sang......</div><div style="color: white;">Fck its 4 am....</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">Suddenly Avin declared..."Letz go on a long drive".Btw we were in need of cigs too.</div><div style="color: white;">Evryone hopped into the car ...fully drunk.</div><div style="color: white;">Section 144 prevailed in Raipur that day due to ongoing Ayodhya verdict...We hardly gave a shit.I hate politics n I hate media.</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">I tried my best to keep myself awake.Evrytime Avin would warn Dev to keep an eye on me so that I don't doze off as I am always the first one in the group to do it.I still remember they screamed the hell out of me when I managed to get into a deep slumber(as if we had met with an accident).</div><div style="color: white;">"Fcking bastards!!!"</div><div style="color: white;">Around 5 am a tapri welcomed us.Beside a police convoy was parked.The men in uniform were snoring..Good old police...even they too are humans.Smoke filled up the air.I drove back ..yeh that was the only solution for me from dozing off.</div><div style="color: white;">Swaying and swinging we managed to get back to our room...</div><div style="color: white;">Snoring ruled after that......</div><div style="color: white;"><br />
</div><div style="color: white;">Thus we came,we hugged ,we cried and we departed.</div><div style="color: white;">"Love live Friendship".</div><div style="color: white;">DADA stands for Dhruv ,Avin ,Dev n Amit.</div><div style="color: white;">Thankz <b>Golu,Dhiru,Anil,Ramu,Atul,Devhari,Sudhir,Panda,Manoj,Baba,Sattu,Vysagh,Mota,Lathi,Hudda, </b></div><div style="color: white;"><b>Khomu,Sonta,Tathagat,Panda,Priyanka ,Priyanka Gurung,Arti,Shaila,Mamta, Raman, Vidya </b>for making those 4 years memorable and beautiful.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-86659448316539543222010-07-22T09:22:00.001-11:002011-11-19T21:08:49.073-11:00Pea-cock>>non-males...welcome to IITK<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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</a><span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Never ever in ma life had I ever dreamed of doing ma Masters </span></span>.<span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-style: italic;">But fate is all wht one can be never sure off.<br />
Thankz to the 1 hour of Counter-strike practise just before giving the GATE which might have stimulated ma brain cells to such an extent that GATE questions seemed like a watching the Shasha Grey stuffs....<br />
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So finally Kirfkirt dude banged into so called Hall of Residence 8 : H-312 of IIT- K on 17th July this year.<br />
Everything seemed warm...from the climate to the welcoming by the seniors.<br />
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</span></span>5 commandments for a new PG student (from the 5 days experience).<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b>NB</b>:Readers are advised to follow the commandments at their own risk.Consequences wouldn't be shared with the author.</span><br />
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1) <span style="font-family: times new roman;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Get a bicycle.no excuses plz.If u fckn don't know how to ride it ; better start practising along with your GATE preparation. </span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br />
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2)<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">Get in touch with any senior over here.If you don't have any ; consult facebook , orkut etc etc.Your girl-friend's best friend's brother's sister's boyfriend might be studying over here.Keep track of it. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">Rest</span> .."<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-family: times new roman;">India is small</span></span>".<br />
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3)<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">If you are allergic to peacock don't come to IITK. Peacock/Non-male >1.</span><br />
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4)<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">If you got a girl-friend plz tell her to accompany till here.Girls are allowed in the hostel till 12 night Ahh No.... till morning(itz upto you and her) ....'Itz 3 a.m now n I can still see that couple in the canteen'.<br />
Love you IITK.</span><br />
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5)<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">Great net speed+imba food+terabytes of shared entertainments+unlimted facilities and freedom</span>.<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">If you put your thumbs up for all these ..welcome to IITK</span>.<br />
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<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">Todays informal meeting with the department seniors made me to write all the above stuffs.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">In the meeting when I spoke of ma areas of interest I mentioned about being a blogger.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">But Heck I hadn't updated ma blog since more than 2 months which was surely in a rusty condition..so just to oil it up a bit I randomly wrote this no-nonsense commandments.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-style: italic;">And Seniors ...thankz for the snack-treat.</span><br />
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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 253px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2FfqGTNDfjM_JjPIIGznekNUegTXTUNJQPWzgrhDrVlFGfnivO7wXRAEgqWmJ5sAnaQS3T00Ymqy-I4cnnQDkEJmzb_5ojwDN1YA6ygy5v6ufJN6vthe6PEHq_Fn4QoIooFA2WNQ9q3Gz/s400/megan-fox-red-04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465218868322525154" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">fig(i) She is not Megan Fox<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Last few days I have been going through experiencing lots of "engineereed emotions" of life.My last few days in engineering and I am not happy.Rather I have been passing my time rejoicing at those beautiful moments which made my life so worthy.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />I gonna miss so many things, so many fun.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >Those xerox copies and one night stand studies before the D day.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Those Tapri(s) where we got the bliss after an overnight session of Counter-strike .</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Those "Bars" n "Dhabas" where we realised the meaning of "true friendship".</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Those readymade formulae on the back of my admit card.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Those Submission of readymade answersheets during unit tests.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />My departments unique teachers and their mimicries by my batchies.</span> <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Those cricket matches in the mess where rather than watching the TV , slangs n swearing made no less than a fish market.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Those nude shows and modelling in the bathroom.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Those gully cricket matches inside the hostel.</span><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />But the most important I m gonna miss ma dear Megan Fox- ma pillow.</span></span><br /><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Megan Fox have been with me thick and thin for the last 4 years.I have been sleeping with her and she is responsible for all my brainy ideas.She is very loyal to me and I am more than ever loyal to her.I never washed her nor allowed anyone to wash her.</span><span style="font-size:100%;">I use to give that "Sreesanth look" whenever someone tried to sleep with her. </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >But things soon gonna change becoz I have to leave her as those rotten cotton inside the brownish reddish blackish cloth signified the "over-used period" and secondly my hostel life is coming to its end.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYxexcY3CKws9-bm1x3TyoofLxwr8ybsu2yoOe8yjcjwrivR3ZtWLEPCGX64Mxl2YBONPMNhrRIEv28qjsbOotCf4i9YY46JStxu3cujEQa2ZCRgbGWh3GjI2meJ7VAMj524UElCnD5ADu/s1600/DSCN1296.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYxexcY3CKws9-bm1x3TyoofLxwr8ybsu2yoOe8yjcjwrivR3ZtWLEPCGX64Mxl2YBONPMNhrRIEv28qjsbOotCf4i9YY46JStxu3cujEQa2ZCRgbGWh3GjI2meJ7VAMj524UElCnD5ADu/s400/DSCN1296.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465158259136417394" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> fig (ii) Real Megan Fox<br /><br />(the picture is intentionally edited by the author to hide its true colour.)<br /></div><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Why "Megan Fox" is so much special to me:</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />She acted as my thinking cap.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />She supported me during those late ethanol-induced nights.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />She acted as my shield sometimes!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />She lap-danced during those movie sessions.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Shez been a part of ma many ADVENTURous trip.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Most importantly I liked the way she seduced me to sleep.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />Now situations move as per the tick-tocki.Lemme enjoy my last few days with my beautiful Megan Fox.Time to sleep guyz.Good night.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;"><br /><br />Hope I get an even better Megan Fox in Pune!!!!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-26790058206539527252010-04-19T17:58:00.007-11:002011-02-09T01:38:06.350-11:00FAIR Deal!!<span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span>Kirfkirt dude's 16 year old cousin is very confused nowadays.</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />Reason</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span>She is not able to choose the right soap-bar for her.</span><br /><br /><span>So I made a quick survey with this Google guy which is the best soap for any gal/boy this days.</span><br /><span>I opted out with the following conclusion "ALL SUCKS!!".</span><br /><br /><span>But on its way to bar-enlightenment Kirfkirt dude discovered many depressing facts.</span><br /><span><br />SCENE 1:<br /><br /><span>Slithering around in the queen size bathtub with rose petals strewn all over she delicately rubbed her back and armpits.<br />Camera 1 focussed on her face. <br /></span></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_HBkSiCn9qK-bjCfV3kG_0KhkxEAF2w-vY1gauIn6sbqqWnYN0MZBY-5CH_iD4l7MWjrbrvEmatz4PeTDgokgU4ntuLI1MDAbfUCPxsVEj0b17-Wy6bXjuDBgwgxiK1Y56EuUGdgQHN-9/s1600/KatrinaKaif.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 343px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_HBkSiCn9qK-bjCfV3kG_0KhkxEAF2w-vY1gauIn6sbqqWnYN0MZBY-5CH_iD4l7MWjrbrvEmatz4PeTDgokgU4ntuLI1MDAbfUCPxsVEj0b17-Wy6bXjuDBgwgxiK1Y56EuUGdgQHN-9/s400/KatrinaKaif.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462087197075102322" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span><span>CAmera 2 focussed on her back.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span><span>Camera 3 focussed from the top angle !!!<br /><br />Kirfkirt dude got inspired .He instantly brought that product.<br />After 2 weeks of struggle Kirfkirt dude ended with<br />"This SUCKS!!!".<br /><br />The actress got rich by millions.<br />My skin rather got more roughed.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span>SCENE 2 :</span><br /><br /><span>Who is that dude??</span><br /><span><br />OMG he is surrounded by 4 beautiful ladies while bathing.I got motivated.Itz ma dream comon!!!!</span><br /><span><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz_m8b_Le8uxljSHJYlNB-VHpcKRhQzUgitOqZp_vH0gnGShVpIuSK42XMU3eK3iqdVDVhZcHwD3xx5pEd7IVwoxTJiUJuZRVBZ9N-R-_INi59Tc9B8edf31uvz2yJV9mo2-RuXxfqM0is/s1600/shah_lux1.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 351px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjz_m8b_Le8uxljSHJYlNB-VHpcKRhQzUgitOqZp_vH0gnGShVpIuSK42XMU3eK3iqdVDVhZcHwD3xx5pEd7IVwoxTJiUJuZRVBZ9N-R-_INi59Tc9B8edf31uvz2yJV9mo2-RuXxfqM0is/s400/shah_lux1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462090626711281394" border="0" /></a></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span>Catchy n inspiring I left no stone unturned </span><br /><span>while using this product.<br />Infact I bathed twice, </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-size: 130%; "><span style="font-family:times new roman;">sometimes thrice</span></span><span style="font-style: italic; font-size: 130%; "><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> a day to make ma dream come true. <br /><br /><br /><br /><span>Result</span>: "Not even a single gal appreciated ma beauty."</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><span><br /><br />The actor got rich by millions.</span><br /><br /><span>My skin got more roughed.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span>After 1 month of extensive research I called up my cousin to give my final verdict.</span><br /><span>She was anxious!!</span><br /><span><br /><br />All are fake.U better drink 2 gallons of water regularly n spread loads of good thoughts .Scientifically proven it helps glowing up your skin.</span><br /><span><br />Damn I still can't forget the top angle scene!!!</span><br /><br /><span><span><br /><br />"Btw which soap do you use??" </span> </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-28808678654455527122010-04-16T01:26:00.015-11:002010-04-17T09:29:26.440-11:00Kirfkirt Dudez Interview Tips!!<span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn35h_vjDPC5De4AzZHhwX9UkznbQCJ3UGWKbuqq4xd_yLTxBfe4viG-SCH5lXCsxPgIKmSw95qCE9ex2phj_Ub0WsdLWqi279gWSXKDRpd3AEpZ6d9srg5oyr07V2JqE9axWYLrO9hXzP/s1600/dscn1289.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn35h_vjDPC5De4AzZHhwX9UkznbQCJ3UGWKbuqq4xd_yLTxBfe4viG-SCH5lXCsxPgIKmSw95qCE9ex2phj_Ub0WsdLWqi279gWSXKDRpd3AEpZ6d9srg5oyr07V2JqE9axWYLrO9hXzP/s400/dscn1289.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461197254066994882" border="0" /></a><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;" >Have you ever played the musical chair game??</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;" >I bet </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:times new roman;">u certainly do!!!<br />Kirfkirt dude loves playing the musical chair game.<br />Every guy has to play the musical chair game once in his lifetime.<br /><br /><br />Kirfkirt dude played 3 rounds of the game viz with IOCL , with TATA Steel n once with GGL until those TACO guys lifted Kirfkirt dude into one of the chairs.<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:times new roman;"> So after Kirfkirt dude finally won a round of the musical chair game, he decided to write a book on "<span style="font-weight: bold;">How to crack interview in 5 mins : a Dklogy approach to a successfull career</span>".But no publisher melted out his request..<br />But Kirfkirt dude didn't loose his heart.The trail copy is out over here.<br />U guys are lucky!!!Njoy.<br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tip No 1: Never so "NO" to ur girl-friend/boyfriend.</span><br /><br />My GD topic was "Wht lessons have you learnt from the movie 3 idiots??"<br />My memories flew back to that day when one of my Gfs forced me to watch "3 idiots" along with her at the 1st day 1st show."I hate Bollywood but I love Rakhi!!!"<br />Had ma reply been negative to ma GF , I wouldn't have learnt anything from those "3 idiots".<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tip No 2 : Don't be a playboy.</span><br /><br />Interviewer :How many girlfriends do u have dude??<br />Kirfkirt : Only one Sir.<br />Interviewer : Don't lie.<br />Kirfkirt : Sir I am committed to only one.(accept it!!)<br />Interviewer : Dude you are too young and handsome to be committed.<br />Kirfkirt : Sir Commitment don't come up with age or looks rather every work you do should be done with full commintment.<br /><br />Mindblowing!!!<br /><br />Moral: Commitment sucks.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tip No 3: Mind your words!!Anna RascallA!!</span><br /><br />Interviewer :Wht you want to do after coming to the company??<br />Kirfkirt : Sir I want to see maself promoted with years to come.<br />Bang!!<br />(No Sir I was not planning to replace you)<br />The guy then screwed me up like anything and I was at the recipient end of his counterkicks, side-kicks, face punches ,dropkicks etc.<br />Result : I survived the stress interview with some bruises n cuts .<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tip No 4 : Buy a mirror (6 ft* 4 ft)<br /><br /></span>Buy a big size mirror(size specified above) and rather than appreciating your looks do talk to your image about anything.<br />Will at times feel like a pycho but itz worth it.You will be the source of inspiration for yourself!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tip No 5 : Be yourself.<br /><br /></span>There are 2 kinds of people in this world viz one is<span style="font-weight: bold;"> you</span> and the other is <span style="font-weight: bold;">the rest.<br /></span>Baki "Aaall izz Well".<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><br /><br /><br />The below video can be a source of inspiration too(Impossible is Nothing)<br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='404' height='335' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz_KxTgOnPWu7Tv406kRy_cGudlMJqEDaXE03O30gQ944NfwaomSHG6TbyDF8sbq1uR0O3uEdIcVlpWDiSqFQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-28110842440724544952010-03-25T21:50:00.006-11:002010-04-06T01:42:40.895-11:00Rakhi Sawant..continued....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfgizFIjlafDFhpVY3neKaT_2mPia77v5_tdFIvgw02ALojuJwE3oNb59VYTV_Jd3utvzChiOV_qZLy8tKq2w8X5C_BKlhPaefT_2o12l6IE-hM0IxIi6YbORMCZWhkRjXJgMwvBmOD13t/s1600/rakhi_me.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfgizFIjlafDFhpVY3neKaT_2mPia77v5_tdFIvgw02ALojuJwE3oNb59VYTV_Jd3utvzChiOV_qZLy8tKq2w8X5C_BKlhPaefT_2o12l6IE-hM0IxIi6YbORMCZWhkRjXJgMwvBmOD13t/s400/rakhi_me.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457002518011367026" border="0" /></a><br /><a style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkVg1BBfqa3wisCUuCIccLEtxMvh0zW9NCnA-WqkRFjBJMWHJLuxMxUuEwF7WsTAoytVOoeTDEt7Q5N1FPoMFQpb_7Pv2rK5kaUL7f2L7JdBKLgg3gFMAzw5LYaHiduFJPtyBX9jQ9n0kk/s1600/Untitled.jpg"><br /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >There are 2 kinds of people in this world viz follower n leader-Dklogy v2.9.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />"Rakhi Sawant is the leader & kirfkirt dude is her follower."Cheerz.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >So "Rakhi" finally emerged in ma room from nowhere.My happiness knew no bounds when I saw her becoz ma papers are approaching and I needed "inspiration".</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />To know more abt Rakhi do read </span><a style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;" href="http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/11/rakhi-sawant.html">http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/11/rakhi-sawant.html</a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />Rakhiz comeback to ma room is fashionably similar to Tiger Woods comeback to the beautiful golf game.Rakhi was fresh and vibrant ; her trademark shrieked ain't changed.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />So I was constantly gazing at Rakhi but she was still...no ...she was constantly gazing at another lizard<br />(cluelessly male!!) who was then constantly gazing at a fly/mosquito(whtever).I guess I got a newcomer ..Rakhiz BF.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />I deviated ma vision from Rakhi to her BF(letz say Eleesh P.)He waited n striked at the right moment .No he didn't gulped it....Eleesh approached Rakhi while the dim florescent light glowed in the background..a perfect micro romantic scene.<br />Eleesh sang</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />"Rakhi u r more beautiful than the red florescent light </span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >plz accept tis token of love n gulp it in 1 bite."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />Eleesh flipped out the half-dead mosquito .Rakhi was blushing ...</span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-style: italic;">(Gals look more beautiful when they blush)</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >she gulped "the token of love" in one go.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Love is in the air".</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-68267352133786311632010-03-22T16:34:00.009-11:002010-03-23T07:51:27.926-11:00Application to ma GF(s).<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Recently kirfkirt dude received a very interesting mail from one of his close friends.He found it so IMBA that he couldn't resist to publish it in his "coffee, grass n future" after a "heavy hangover".</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Note:</span> I just modified it a bit for humour sake.</span> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;" ><b> </b></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><a name="0.1_1"></a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style="font-style: italic; font-family: times new roman;"> </b> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > <br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > <br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS</span></span> </div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br />I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > period:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > Date: </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > Time of departure: </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Time of return </span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > </span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" > NOT to exceed:</span></span> </div><span style="font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Wine</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Liquor Total:<br /><br />Locations to be visited</span> :<span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Females with whom conversation</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >is permitted:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE:</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Not withstanding the female contact permitted above,</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">the relationship</span>.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >the above information is correct.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Request is: APPROVED</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >/DENIED</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br />This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >……………………………………………………………………………………………………………</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Date:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Time of departure:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" >Time of return:</span> </span><br /></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><br />Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><br /><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><div style="position: absolute; top: 318px; left: 573px;">:</div></span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-82338490329150747632010-03-14T16:38:00.015-11:002010-03-16T05:12:44.711-11:00Kirfkirt finally HEADBANGS.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyn2trE_TVfXc5fbFTNaKytSdzmLJAsrp4eJjH1xQCSWMbpSmdX80kxpTA0Q41x92trEPHjBoeKBnrn_Pxmkt-EOctgFQx3bV-4mU6pd8x4oQzlL-eV6zr37q4l0MjWC24EMDp-w9EUjoG/s1600-h/DSCN1066.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyn2trE_TVfXc5fbFTNaKytSdzmLJAsrp4eJjH1xQCSWMbpSmdX80kxpTA0Q41x92trEPHjBoeKBnrn_Pxmkt-EOctgFQx3bV-4mU6pd8x4oQzlL-eV6zr37q4l0MjWC24EMDp-w9EUjoG/s400/DSCN1066.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448709496829109794" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Kirfkirt alwayz been a metal lover.Though his cropped hairz don't support headbanging yet he does in secret session at his room.Hez taking special classes to master the art of headbanging n yeh growing his mane for that too.For people who don't know the meaning of "headbanging" refer to wikipedia guy.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br /></span></span><div><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">For lazy people like me herez the link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headbanging</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Njoy.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br />After a long gap Kirfkirt dude finally headbanged at a "spcl party cum competition" called "THE WAR OF BANDS" organised by the electrical people of NIT Raipur.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><div><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Kirfkirt was so much deeply involved into that session that he is still suffering from his neck ache ...ouch!!!!But Kirfkirt dude ain't stopping.</span></span></i></span></span></div><div><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia,serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">He finally came up wit his dklogy of headbanging.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br />Dklogy(s) of headbanging :</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br />1.If u r suffering from neckache,headache etc do headbanging.See the miracle."Tested n guaranteed"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br />2.U don't know how to dance..no worries ..u bang ur head against any music(??).</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br />3.U wanna show ur hairs off.... headbang.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br />4.U feel dull n frustrated.. headbang.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br />5.</span></span><span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">U </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">r high...headbang.<br /><br />6.Headbang during shampooing of ur hair....helps reaching the shampoo to every nook n corner of ur scalp.<br /></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br />7.</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Headbanging do sometimes bring back lost memories.Try it(might be helpful sometimes during ur exams)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">8)Tell ur headbanger friend to bang his head beside you during summer.U can cut down the cost of a cooler.Cheerz.<br /><br />9)Scientist should seriously think of harnessing the wind energy generated during headbanging into something innovative.<br /><br />10)"I m the headbanging guru of NIT Raipur"-YoSudipto.<br /><br /><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">HEADBANG samples</span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:times new roman;" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Note:The actors/actresses acting in this clip are "</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">normal human beings".</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzizMYgioIfx-DOQllAGrHVXg9U8enTK6ylsd9xZZP2OM7dk2L9heA7KSpHeVHiz60SeNMmTbyZkgC9rXnU0w' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-31684326963947066432010-02-26T19:18:00.003-11:002010-02-26T20:11:08.813-11:00Save the tigers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOXpyNS8aozci6KhRExE-jJMRH8NRvZY_GfS9C6ik3AEPhfheU59JwXEN785JUsn23HOhY8-6uGKtcUub6n8teaEmfcOev8GSnrqB6oRMTXwJ0H3emWANw8tjmKUblMP82pgyct6bjY7GB/s1600-h/tiger_cub-1258.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOXpyNS8aozci6KhRExE-jJMRH8NRvZY_GfS9C6ik3AEPhfheU59JwXEN785JUsn23HOhY8-6uGKtcUub6n8teaEmfcOev8GSnrqB6oRMTXwJ0H3emWANw8tjmKUblMP82pgyct6bjY7GB/s400/tiger_cub-1258.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442816120331005586" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Kirfkirt dude do something to save us ; therez hardly 1411 of us left".</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br />So herez 10 dklogy ways of increasing the population of tigers:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(wht Aam Aadmi can do)</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />1.PLz don't eat tigers anymore."Jo ho gaye so ho gaya".</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />2.Watch National Geography , Discovery ,Animal Planet n blah blah n be inspired.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />3.Paint ur cat n make it look like a tiger.U just increased them to 1412.....</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />4.Tigers are harmless.Try to make friendship with them(seriously!!)</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />5.Flawlessly morph ur picture with a tiger n proudly hang it in ur room.People will be inspired.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />6.Buy a tiger costume ; wear it wherever u go(atleast for a week).</span></span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;"> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />7.Go to public toilets , canteens , hospitals ,train platforms etc n etc ; paste ur handmade poster of "save the tigers".Ahhh don't forget to write ur name over it along wit ur contact no.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><br />8.If u have nothing to talk with ur gf/bf start conversing about saving the tiger.Therez nothing more romantic than that....believe me!!!</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />9.Indiaz population increasing rate is alarmingly high.I wonder why Indian tigers don't think like Indian junta.Itz time the tigers should stop taking birth control measures!!!!Aam aadmi can help them out.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />10. Go to http://www.saveourtigers.com/n support them.<br /><br />Peace:)<br /><br /></span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-84389088783783181942010-02-21T07:56:00.020-11:002011-03-25T10:42:04.189-11:00This ain't Sparta this is all abt "6 PACK ABS".<div><font style="font-style: italic;">Kirfkirt says</font><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi14n3VEq1LkOZNj9IJZ4oEdnVxzy5K9j5-aoplk3V10gWt8oCPUTcTdHDTBOsInxDl_HPdTi2lxHOkMeaPPx3uWZ1Nee-ObmlkTl2jrte4V9ST3jG-nhy62Uo3os0DxqEcWrR5iK8CMDxF/s1600-h/300movieposter07.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi14n3VEq1LkOZNj9IJZ4oEdnVxzy5K9j5-aoplk3V10gWt8oCPUTcTdHDTBOsInxDl_HPdTi2lxHOkMeaPPx3uWZ1Nee-ObmlkTl2jrte4V9ST3jG-nhy62Uo3os0DxqEcWrR5iK8CMDxF/s320/300movieposter07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440774628451727106" border="0"></a><font size="4"><font style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">"Prepare for Glory"</font></font><br /><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman"><br /><font size="4">So Kirfkirt finally decided to have his six pack abs or may be 8 in future(depends...).</font></font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><br />It all began when Kirfkirt was watching the movie "300" for the 300th time.He was so much impressed n engrossed by those "high contrast" six pack abs that he finally told his sixth sense about the spartan decision.</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br />And hence Kirfkirt finally made his way to his coll gym...</font><div><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><font style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Conversation between Kirfkirt n the Gym Instructor:<br /><br /><br />Gym Instructor </font>: Hey Kirfkirt u lost ur way today i guess!!.</font> <div><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><font style="font-weight: bold;">Kirfkirt</font> :( Shy mode ) I wanna have six pack abs like those spartans.</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Gym instructor</font> : Kya baat hai solve me ur riddle .</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Kirfkirt </font>: Yesterday I dreamt of ma own six pack abs after watching the movie "300 " for the 300th time.....hence...</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Gym instructor</font>: Btw U got a nice family pack!!!!</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Kirfkirt </font>:(shy mode turned on with extra effort to pump in his protuding belly)Yeh the hostel food became edible after I wrote abt it in ma blog (to know more read </font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><a href="http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/12/5star-cuisines.html">http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/12/5star-cuisines.html</a>)<br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Gym Instructor</font>:I c ..So when r u going to start??</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Kirfkirt:</font> I guess from today...</font> <font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /><font style="font-weight: bold;">Gym instructor</font>: Fine u r on.....start from those dumbells lying out there....</font></div><div><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4">1,2,3,.....aarrghh 4, 5....thump..</font></div><div><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4"><br /></font></div><div><font style="font-style: italic;" face="times new roman" size="4">As u people are aware of ,"He-Man" is considered as the father of 6 pack abs by many wannabes.Everyone got inspired by him then.....which includes Hercules,Alexander-the great,Osama-bin-Laden(believe me),WWE wrestlers,Bollywood/Hollywood/Tollywood(wtever) actors and last but not the least our Kirfkirt too.</font><font size="4"><br /></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>Some famous desi sayings on 6 pack abs:</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>"When you have it u flaunt it"-Sallu Bhai.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>"Chance pe 8 abs ka dance "-Shahid.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>"I too once had it"-Munnabhai.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>"2 se 4,4 se 6, 4 se 6 , 6 se 8 , 8 se ....."-Kirfkirt dude.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i> <font class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;" face="Georgia,serif"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4n-xBNMzbBsslgeVQifuzq-4xSqQ8rWQf5P7y6djoX27Ux8NF-bUFGCnegE9aMGSr6XpOw4Ng2OWnGB63ypLTxNQ-Jm3jj9h5I36KsMz8gmRsFMI_6HkzIdQ8XrXRoExFDqcSEMGg2GK_/s400/Vince_DelMonte.jpg"></font></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia,serif"> "Ok fine the above picture is morphed;jst visualising ma upcoming avatar"</font></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i> Below are the 10 reasons why u should be proud of your 6 pack abs:</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i><br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>1)OMG Dude you got 6 abs!!!!</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>2)You need not to worry abt any wardrobe malfunction.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>2)No need to pump in ur belly when any gal approaches u."U save energy n u gain everything".<br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>4)U can wear skinnyfit Tees.</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>5)Display ur 6 abs when sme1 challenges u to fight."Non-violence rules"<br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>6)Click some pics n show them later to ur children n grandchild.U will be a proud pa n grandpa!!!!</i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>7)Ur gf will be proud of U for sure.<br />8)Ur 6 pack can be on the front page with those Babalal-Ganjilal ad.<br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" style="" face="'times new roman'" size="4"><i>9)U hold a pretty good chance of acting in the sequel of the movie "300".<br /></i></font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="'times new roman'"><i><font size="4">10)"Mere pass 6 abs hain".Case closed.<br /><br /><br />"Prepare for Glory; prepare for 6 pack abs"-Dklogy v4.1</font><br /></i></font></div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-37985495921016792872010-02-18T02:11:00.014-11:002010-02-18T17:14:18.134-11:00Kirfkirt's Bhanja<span style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>Note</i></span></span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>:This space is entirely dedicated to ma little Bhanja "Rinov" due to his ever demanding shoutings;screamings;scratchings and punchings to be a part of ma blog.Btw hez 10 months old and I love him very much.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />I alwayz love kids since I was a kid.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />Reasons to love a kid:</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />a)You grow up and want to have kids.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />b)They are innocent and pure.You are just the opposite...</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />c)They piss on your pant/shirt/hairs etc etc. (awesome feeling).</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />d)You were a kid once.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />e)They make you feel like a kid(another awesome feeling).</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />f)They are uber cool..Case solved.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Conversation between a Bhanja:) n his Mama :( -</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Bhanja: </span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Hlow clome mlamla u are slo popular among the flemale society??</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Mama:</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> Ohh I write BLOG.</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Bhanja: </span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Cloool..I wlanna ble like U...Mlake me mlamla.</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Mama:</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Then u have to grow up soon n start writing humourous BLOG like me.</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Bhanja:</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Nlo mama....I dlon't like tlypng.U help mle out tlo ble popular amlong the slociety(he meant female society!!)PLz..Plz...</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Mama: </span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Ok Ok...fine.I will try my best</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"> </span></span><a style="font-family: verdana;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzpgj0U0aC6k5uVpWSM7xFpwlhyphenhyphenaBFdvKvoCrBYO33zks0mGP-4MinJpiLWHADhL2AnrJX9600-6Az9Kkl4W3-EcslHnrHrTofdf9W9_uD0i70H6AL16JSGfiUHX0G4jEJcU-cYmKvT5Y/s1600-h/DSCN0723.JPG"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJzpgj0U0aC6k5uVpWSM7xFpwlhyphenhyphenaBFdvKvoCrBYO33zks0mGP-4MinJpiLWHADhL2AnrJX9600-6Az9Kkl4W3-EcslHnrHrTofdf9W9_uD0i70H6AL16JSGfiUHX0G4jEJcU-cYmKvT5Y/s320/DSCN0723.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439571720763661730" border="0" /></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">I asked my Bhanja to give him his best pose infront of the lens.</span></span></span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>He said "ok Mlamla" n took out his favourite disposable glass and Lo!!</i></span></span></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>the result just infront of u--------></i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><i><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Rinov became ma best buddy during ma recent vacation.We use to play his favourite game "The Supermano".</span></span></span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br /></i></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br /></i></span></span></span></span></span><div><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>Defn of "The Supermano</i></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>": A game played between 2 person viz an adult supports a kid</i></span></span></span><age><span class="Apple-style-span"><i><i><age><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> to make him fly like superman.</i></span></span></span></age></i></i></span><i></i></age><i></i></span><i><i><i><div><span><age><age><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"></span></age></age></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>"Involves high risk ; hence shouldn't be tried inside home ..try outside<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">."</span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Rinov greatly enjoyed this game.His gigglings and cheers vanished all those worries of mine.I loved it too.</span><br /></i></span><div><span><age><age><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br /></i></span></span></span></age></age></span></div><div><span><age><age><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>Rinov is ubercool.Shit I get jealous of him everytime.Oneday Rinov after pissing on my favourite "Pepe Jeans" Tee innocently whispered in ma ear "Dlhruv Mama..U r so cool ...wlhy dlon't u evel glet alngry ???" My anger vaporised in no moment</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>... </i></span></span></age></age></span><div><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br /></i></span></span></span></span></div><div><span><age><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><age></age></i></span></span></age></span><span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i>But Rinov is imba adorable.I can already forecast him as the Desi "Nick Menza" from his drumming ability.He would beat anything until a clear sound vibrates his tiny ear drums(Ahh..his punches are real deal).</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i> </i></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br />But I greatly adore this naughty creature.Love U boy.<br /><br />Rare moments of the cutiest pie in the world.</i></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;"><i><br /></i></span><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxPFnGW5SOoPEIUU5A6pfnPOMdCtEEDoNCbOFnKNpG4zTEO8NgSI0qgDgxGkvGrvh9zCQ0T3K3XOx82OXFliQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe> </span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /><br /></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Ahh..Rinov wantz everyone of you to comment about him.</span></b></span> </span></div></div></div></i></i></i></div><i><i><i></i></i></i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00812813963045116899noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2447241222288069540.post-42511114676169873522010-02-11T04:32:00.002-11:002010-02-18T17:14:47.872-11:00The V-Resume.<b>Kindly Note</b>: The resume hereforth is written entirely for fun purpose.Don't copy paste it while applying for ur job.Consequences wouldn't be shared.<br />
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I am very excited nowadays because I am getting many offer letters from girls all around the world to be their Valentine on this coming 14th Feb.The secret behind these lovely moments is my "Valentine Resume" which I posted in a secretly operated site.<br />
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<i><b>"KIRFKIRT's Valentine Resume"</b></i><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt;"><b><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif";">Kirfkirt <o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr46MBteAel5uAhBd6Y6ew2LKjoXetU6A6UyVPAjZoVnscKJuBG7KlMFWJM2QwCd6YaXYkt3moF85_jB9u45hKPIkPz64dMrXU-BbVvXCAKg2yoJGEWrIWVPKv6r4yocTzA68hn51g54QE/s1600-h/00.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr46MBteAel5uAhBd6Y6ew2LKjoXetU6A6UyVPAjZoVnscKJuBG7KlMFWJM2QwCd6YaXYkt3moF85_jB9u45hKPIkPz64dMrXU-BbVvXCAKg2yoJGEWrIWVPKv6r4yocTzA68hn51g54QE/s200/00.jpg" width="133" /></a><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">+919893451343 (ph)<br />
Room No: 29, Hostel B (Chitrakot), </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">National Institute of Technology, G.E Road<br />
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Objective</span></b><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt; text-align: center;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> </span><br />
<hr align="center" size="2" width="100%" /><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">A hardworking and innovative chemical engineering ( about to )graduate, </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">looking for a dynamic and stable valentine for 14<sup>th</sup> Feb 2010.</span><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt;"><br />
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<span class="caps">CPI</span> (cumulative point index): 8.00(till 7<sup>th</sup> sem)<o:p></o:p></span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">TURN ONS : definitely a seducing female voice in a candle light environment.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt; margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"> 2) Done a 2 months crash course on dating under Sri Sri OshO PremAdhar.</span><span lang="EN" style="font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% white; line-height: 14.4pt; margin: 0in 0.75pt 0.0001pt;"><br />
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