Rusty Thoughts

Yeh I am on a freaking writing streak.No I am not high.Sometimes sleep just disowns you and you are left with a wondering mind , a philosophical mind in my case who ponders over every possible heartbreaks and accolades ; every happiness and sorrow you have gone through in your life.Its spiral and addictive.U think more about your mind like you are typing "google" in google and searching for the answers.So pretty abstruse and abortive , I still love to be philosophical at times.

You turn on John Mayer and the memories come alive in flashes.Ohh the first day in nursery..I was so nervous and cried my heart out.I still remember how tightly my little fingers grabbed Dad's arm, tiny droplet of tears wetting his cream cotton shirt,screaming my herat out when the class teacher forced me to sit inside the class.All my watery eyes asked "Don't leave me Dad".It was intense.


Emotions matured but feelings didn't.

First crush,first fight,first on stage performance.....the confidence amidst fear..life so much justifies itself.
I still remember my first proposal.It was kinda funny.So at that time(class 6 or 7) I categorized myself among those guys who just chickened out when it comes in terms of talking to "girl" species.First crush is always special.Your heart just throbs unexpectedly when you see her approaching with her friends,giggling and having occasional glances at you.Special , really special.Your world is full of colours.And you know that is LOVE.Life just happen to move at slow pace at that moment...yeh yeh movies sometimes showcases reality.U think of thousands of reason to impress her up.U make up your hair every minute, probably wetting it to look shiny and "sexy".Well I still look sexy when I wet my hair:P.So I finally garnered some courage and asked my batchmate(who was a girl) to propose my crush on my behalf.FYI my first crush was my junior.THe deal was done.I was excited.The verdict came.She "LIKES" me.
She never spoke ; neither do I...but our eyes did occasionally.CASE CLOSED.
Crushes came and gone.Disappointments and appointments sailed parallaly .


Aspirations and goals mushroomed around the corner.A professional cyber-gamer,wannabe chess player, professional blogger,self-proclaimed singer cum musician.....ended up being a chemical engineer.Who knows someday I might end up sharing my lunch with Bill Gates....Dream boy dream ...It don't cost you anything.Even Abdul Kalam told me that when I met him during the special event.It was special.Life is special.


Damn!its 5 am.... Chirping and tweeting broke the sweet silence ...A new day, new hope , a new beginning.

-Kirfkirt DUde.

This song kinda embedded in my mind these days...

The Love-gedy.

"There is a thin line between blogging and controversies.Either way I love them both."

When I was in class 6 ,I fell in love with this beautiful girl who use to come in the white Mahindra Armada.She was in class 4 at that time.She got those tiny little ears and a little mole in her right cheek.It was love at first sight!!I dreamt of having my grandkids with her.Basking into my glorified dream I drew a cartoon of me and her ; holding hands inscribing our names into it and carefully treasured inside my brand new red underwear pocket.

One day my emotions overflowed when she giggled at me when I was out of my class kneeling down.I knew this is the sign ; the day has finally come to express my love. I took photocopies of my treasure and pasted them all over in the girl's toilet late after school that day.

KD loves RS

Next day there was a huge commotion in the school.I saw boys trying to avoid girls as much as they can.I knew the gravity of the situation.My eyes radared around for my crush. There she was sitting pretty with her bunch of friends,giggling as usual.I smiled at her.She too smiled back at me.I knew this was it.I could see in her eyes "her love for me".I took out my 'coffee bite' which had letters inscribed "KD loves RS" from my pocket and approached towards her.My heart raced in timescale of a millisecond.But KD didn't bow down to all those emotional threats ; he slowly went up to RS and expressed his love by going down on knees and gifting her the special "coffee bite".The next moment I remember I had a pink thread tied to my hand;the coffee bite still intact within my tiny fingers.

For reference check below picture ,

Lesson learnt : Never propose a girl on a Raksha Bandhan day .

Don't get fooled by the above picture/ads.Love-gedy continued.....

The V-Resume.

Kindly Note: The resume hereforth is written entirely for fun purpose.Don't copy paste it while applying for ur job.Consequences wouldn't be shared.

I am very excited nowadays because I am getting many offer letters from girls all around the world to be their Valentine on this coming 14th Feb.The secret behind these lovely moments is my "Valentine Resume" which I posted in a secretly operated site.


"KIRFKIRT's Valentine Resume"

Kirfkirt                                                                                  

+919893451343 (ph)
Room No: 29, Hostel B (Chitrakot), 

National Institute of Technology, G.E Road
Raipur, Chhattisgarh 492010
kirfkirt@gmail.com

Objective

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A hardworking and innovative chemical engineering ( about to )graduate, 

looking for a dynamic and stable valentine for 14^th Feb 2010.

Education

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• Bachelor of Technology, Chemical Engineering, National Institute of Technology Raipur, Raipur, Chhattisgarh (July 2006 - May 2010)
  CPI (cumulative point index): 8.00(till 7^th sem)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

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 Date of birth         :    14^th Feb 1987.

STATUS                     :    Single(with experience).

EYES                    :   Hazel brown

hair                    :   black with no dandruff

HUmour               :   read ma blog .

height                 :   5'11''      

build                        :      mediumly built with invisible 6 abs.

best feature       :   my eyebrows(they ain't threaded)

TURN ONS             :   definitely a seducing female voice in a candle light environment.

TURN OFFS            :   girls with male voices.
 
Training

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1 ) Regular viewer of  "Dare to date" in Channel V.

 2) Done a 2 months crash course on dating under Sri Sri OshO PremAdhar.

EXPERIENCE       : 10 years.

Clubs and Organizations

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1)  Member, Anti-RSS+MNS+Shivsena+Bajrang Dal+ SriRam Sena etz etc. association.(whatever...)

2) Student member of IISChE (Indian Institute of Single Chemical Engineers).

References

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Would be available upon request.

Note: Plz I am still against the legalisation of section 377(IPC).

Interested girls can call or SMS me anytime before  14th Feb 2010.Kindly mail 2 passport size photographs viz one without makeup and other with makeup before calling or smsing up.

HOW I BECAME A BLOGGER

I loved this girl Kanthama(Actually I loved many gals in my life but it was only one-sided). I guess she loved me too.
I gifted her a Rs.5/- Perk on her birthday.She smiled n ate it in one full bite.Ahhh..it was so romantic.
Now she has a boyfriend n he is short ,dark n handsome.Well I m tall,fair n cute.
I called up her one fine day.Heres the conversion (with some editing) .
Tring tring...
Kanthama in pic below wit little make-up(look how beautiful is she ..I miss u baby).                                                

Me: Hello (in ma best husky voice)  
Kanthama:Ohh Dhruv..Hi How r u?? (Shit my voice is still the same).  
Me: Well I am good (in a very relaxed mood).
Kanthama:What are you doing nowadays??
Me:Well I am trying something really hard to win the Nobel Prize n someone's heart.
I laughed,she didn't.
And Blah Blah Blah...
Again a little blah blah blah from ma side.
Me:Do you love me??
Kanthama:Dhruv I have a boyfriend(in stern voice).  
Me:Imagine him as tends to zero(Laplace theorem), now will u love me??          
Kanthama:No,you were too bore.
Me:Ok do you like me??  
Kanthama:WTF the only thing I liked about you was your handwriting.  
Me:What can a boy do to win your love??(in the most desperate voice possible) 

Kanthama:Blogging.
Me:Sorry ..Whatz that??
Kanthama:Ask ma boyfriend.Hez the 3rd best humorous blogger in India acc to survey.
On the flipside I opened a new tab in mozilla n wikied "blogging".I started to read n chat.  

Kanthama:If you can overpower him with your blog I can be yours truly.
I imagined her eyes n her hair .They were so dark.(see in pic)


Me:Ok fine...I will overpower your humour-rich boyfriend's blog one day n you will be forever Mrs. Dhruv.. From that day I started blogging n thus I became a blogger.
Hope someday my Kanthama will come back to me n gift me a Rs.5/- Perk to me too..Ahhh..it will be so romantic.

Salute to RAKHI SAWANT

Well this topic ain't about the historic Rakhi Sawant or her highly popular dramabazies.Itz about my friend ,philosopher and guide Rakhi Sawant the lizard who stays in Hostel-B,roomno 29 of NIT raipur.Well why did I name her Rakhi Sawant wouldn't be disclosed over here but I thing u people should learn abt Rakhi sawant is that "U may hate her but u can't ignore her".The same applies here with my lizard "Rakhi Sawant".
Rakhi Sawantz dominant area is one meter radii around the fluorescent tube of roomno29 of hostel B.she sleeps , she shits ,she sings in her marked-up area.She fears nobody, she waits and waits ..steadily for her victim.No pressure,no fear in her eyes shez focussed towards her goal.All her senses are activated.A foolish fly flies in towards the light thinking of finding her perfect match near the fluorescent tube.Gulp...in no time our Rakhi clears it.She slips out her twisty tongue to get some fresh air.
Shez waiting again,still focussed ,no pressure , no fear.
As I mentioned before she sleeps,she shits, she sings in her marked area.That "marked area is" 7 feet above my bed.
Peace.