Back from LALALanD

I admit I was buried inside the stress-cocoon for ages.Didi ki shaadi, project-submissions , guide-nurturing, my recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant  can be attributed  for my abeyance.Yes yes I know the Rakhi Sawant thing will interest you all which Kirfkirt Dude will be tight-lipped throughout the post.

My recent tryst with Zainy retorted me to take up blogging seriously.A very warm "Thank You" through this post-DIL SE.

During his hibernation period, Kirfkirt Dude conducted many top-secret experiments and was on the verge of discovering a Deoderant specially for the "cross-dressers".To know more about "cross-dressers" readers are advised to click on link. But due to his recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant, KD lost all the interest in the experiment.Sigh an another unnoticed death to a great idea !!

Another very important discovery which Kirfkirt Dude made in the process was the secret behind "windmill-headbanging".I hope everyone remembered the scene from Peepli Live  where effed up women in the rural area moved their heads in clockwise and counter-clockwise vigorously as if their soul were possessed by demon/ghost.Well wind-headbanging style ain't different from this.The only difference women are replaced by men and agarbattis and ghee replaced by weed and beer.

An epic video showcasing the art of windmill-headbanging.

 Note : Watch out for the "Flying Dude" @ .50 .I miss my good old days after watching this video.

Well another godsent gift was my unexpected trip to Shillong with Dev.Guys one of the ten things you should do in your life - explore Shillong, the Scotland of the East.No I wouldn't rhapsodize about the trip , rather I will leave all upto you to do that.I say pictures speak larger than words(unless edited).

All Saints Church

  Green tea.

Beer with pork Momo.

If you are a beer fan like me don't miss the above "delicacy".I swear its "Effing awesome".

Music, Drizzle, Beer,NSPs(नयन सुख प्राप्ति) ,  Elephant falls, Shillong Peak, Cherranpunji, Police Bazaar etc n etc ..What more can you ask for in Life?Go check wikipedia/ local holiday planner for more details.Go free your senses in Shillong.

Well my deary Bhanja started to get geeky(with a bit of help from his Mama of course).

Here below are the proofs.

Mama where is counterstrike??

"Mama can you open an fb account with this profile picture??"

The above picture was taken when Priyanka got hitched and we four  siblings took the rare opportunity to get clicked together in one frame.A very rare picture indeed!!

"Happy married life Maini.And stop looking for girls for me.I am dead serious "-With Love, your brother Kirfkirt Dude.

Hic*-only for BEER lovers.

           Ok everyone loves drinking whether it be water,a cough syrup,tea or beer.Well people drink water becoz they  don't have any allergy to water,they drink tea because it contain so called anti-ageing agents ,they drink cough syrup because itz sweet n most importantly people (love to) drink BEER because it gives them those supermanz supernatural powers.

Drinking habit ain't gender biased nor aged-biased.But itz certainly a situation biased.U feel happy-u drink;u feel sad-u drink;u feel nothing-u drink too.

From my surveys I found out that beer  fans can be sorted out in the following descending order of species:

Dumpedpeople>Teenagers>Oldtoothlesspeople>Woogirls>

Committedpeople>Profesionals>Happy single dude>nursery babies.

Every single person got reasons to drink/offer beer but the most important of all is being happily operated by ugly aunts to get laid with handsome dude like us;some drink to puke while some drink to realise the importance of his/her life.

Why I love to drink BEER can be summarized from the few astonishing facts given below:

1.PLAY like a PRO:

After three 650 ml of Kingfisher strong(8% w/w alcohol),u actually become a true pro.

Beer+counterstrike=pro gamer.

Once I was able to mag down 5 opponents in a single shot after being flamed by these noobs.

Poor fellas didn't knew I was high.From reliable sources I came to know that WALLE(a pro gamer)) use to gulp 3 mugs of beer before playing any international matches.

2.Watch "Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi"  without aspirin.

Peer pressure made me to watch "Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu

thi " once.I was so much pissed off by that cosmetic covered faces that

I vowed to marry only that girl who hates Ekta Kapoor

and her serials the most.Recently this guy in ma hostel was secretly watching this repeat telecast of "Kyunki...." (fck that name) and I was so much high that I sat beside him and cried the whole night.I too donno why....

3. Do anything at 90kmph +

"When you r high u like to fly"-Dklogy V-3.f.

Advice:Don't try this at home.Instead try on busy crowded national highwayz and meet the most unexpected tragedy in ur life.

Someone truly said "If you haven't drived at 90+ in ur life you are missing something, and if you haven't drived at 90+ in an intoxicated state you will go to Hell" .How true!!

 4.Walk to remember.

I alwayz loved "walk to remember".Becoz that Shane West guy resembled me and secondly that Mandy Moore gal resembled ma ex-Gf...Shit the whole story is a copy-cat of our romantic story.Sue you Nicholas Sparks.Whatever ....when I get high I open up this "walk to remember" on the VLC player and get very emotional.

My father told me once "Boys don't cry".I follow his advice.....

5.Study

I am a to be chemical engineer guys.I have goals and ambitions too just like u people do.

I love studying.Yeh Seriously I love studying after getting high.It feels awesome.Recent surveys found out that most of engineering guys around the world pass their exams because they can remember the formulas better in post-drunken state.

Perry is God so are his books.I love Perry.Do anyone have any idea whtz written on the second page of the above book after preface??Shit I am such a slow learner......

5.Write blogs about the importance of BEER:

 Damn!!

Where is ma laptop screen??

Where ae the lette. ????

Shit am I high??...Why everything is so blurry out here??Hic*....fck.