Back from LALALanD

I admit I was buried inside the stress-cocoon for ages.Didi ki shaadi, project-submissions , guide-nurturing, my recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant  can be attributed  for my abeyance.Yes yes I know the Rakhi Sawant thing will interest you all which Kirfkirt Dude will be tight-lipped throughout the post.

My recent tryst with Zainy retorted me to take up blogging seriously.A very warm "Thank You" through this post-DIL SE.

During his hibernation period, Kirfkirt Dude conducted many top-secret experiments and was on the verge of discovering a Deoderant specially for the "cross-dressers".To know more about "cross-dressers" readers are advised to click on link. But due to his recent breakup with Rakhi Sawant, KD lost all the interest in the experiment.Sigh an another unnoticed death to a great idea !!

Another very important discovery which Kirfkirt Dude made in the process was the secret behind "windmill-headbanging".I hope everyone remembered the scene from Peepli Live  where effed up women in the rural area moved their heads in clockwise and counter-clockwise vigorously as if their soul were possessed by demon/ghost.Well wind-headbanging style ain't different from this.The only difference women are replaced by men and agarbattis and ghee replaced by weed and beer.

An epic video showcasing the art of windmill-headbanging.

 Note : Watch out for the "Flying Dude" @ .50 .I miss my good old days after watching this video.

Well another godsent gift was my unexpected trip to Shillong with Dev.Guys one of the ten things you should do in your life - explore Shillong, the Scotland of the East.No I wouldn't rhapsodize about the trip , rather I will leave all upto you to do that.I say pictures speak larger than words(unless edited).

All Saints Church

  Green tea.

Beer with pork Momo.

If you are a beer fan like me don't miss the above "delicacy".I swear its "Effing awesome".

Music, Drizzle, Beer,NSPs(नयन सुख प्राप्ति) ,  Elephant falls, Shillong Peak, Cherranpunji, Police Bazaar etc n etc ..What more can you ask for in Life?Go check wikipedia/ local holiday planner for more details.Go free your senses in Shillong.

Well my deary Bhanja started to get geeky(with a bit of help from his Mama of course).

Here below are the proofs.

Mama where is counterstrike??

"Mama can you open an fb account with this profile picture??"

The above picture was taken when Priyanka got hitched and we four  siblings took the rare opportunity to get clicked together in one frame.A very rare picture indeed!!

"Happy married life Maini.And stop looking for girls for me.I am dead serious "-With Love, your brother Kirfkirt Dude.

FAIR Deal!!

Kirfkirt dude's 16 year old cousin is very confused nowadays.

Reason : She is not able to choose the right soap-bar for her.

So I made a quick survey with this Google guy which is the best soap for any gal/boy this days.
I opted out with the following conclusion "ALL SUCKS!!".

But on its way to bar-enlightenment Kirfkirt dude discovered many depressing facts.

SCENE 1:

Slithering around in the queen size bathtub with rose petals strewn all over she delicately rubbed her back and armpits.
Camera 1 focussed on her face.

CAmera 2 focussed on her back.

Camera 3 focussed from the top angle !!!

Kirfkirt dude got inspired .He instantly brought that product.
After 2 weeks of struggle Kirfkirt dude ended with
"This SUCKS!!!".

The actress got rich by millions.
My skin rather got more roughed.



SCENE 2 :

Who is that dude??

OMG he is surrounded by 4 beautiful ladies while bathing.I got motivated.Itz ma dream comon!!!!


Catchy n inspiring I left no stone unturned
while using this product.
Infact I bathed twice, sometimes thrice a day to make ma dream come true.



Result: "Not even a single gal appreciated ma beauty."



The actor got rich by millions.

My skin got more roughed.



After 1 month of extensive research I called up my cousin to give my final verdict.
She was anxious!!


All are fake.U better drink 2 gallons of water regularly n spread loads of good thoughts .Scientifically proven it helps glowing up your skin.

Damn I still can't forget the top angle scene!!!



"Btw which soap do you use??"

Kirfkirt Dudez Interview Tips!!

Have you ever played the musical chair game?? I bet u certainly do!!!
Kirfkirt dude loves playing the musical chair game.
Every guy has to play the musical chair game once in his lifetime.


Kirfkirt dude played 3 rounds of the game viz with IOCL , with TATA Steel n once with GGL until those TACO guys lifted Kirfkirt dude into one of the chairs.


So after Kirfkirt dude finally won a round of the musical chair game, he decided to write a book on "How to crack interview in 5 mins : a Dklogy approach to a successfull career".But no publisher melted out his request..
But Kirfkirt dude didn't loose his heart.The trail copy is out over here.
U guys are lucky!!!Njoy.

Tip No 1: Never so "NO" to ur girl-friend/boyfriend.

My GD topic was "Wht lessons have you learnt from the movie 3 idiots??"
My memories flew back to that day when one of my Gfs forced me to watch "3 idiots" along with her at the 1st day 1st show."I hate Bollywood but I love Rakhi!!!"
Had ma reply been negative to ma GF , I wouldn't have learnt anything from those "3 idiots".

Tip No 2 : Don't be a playboy.

Interviewer :How many girlfriends do u have dude??
Kirfkirt : Only one Sir.
Interviewer : Don't lie.
Kirfkirt : Sir I am committed to only one.(accept it!!)
Interviewer : Dude you are too young and handsome to be committed.
Kirfkirt : Sir Commitment don't come up with age or looks rather every work you do should be done with full commintment.

Mindblowing!!!

Moral: Commitment sucks.

Tip No 3: Mind your words!!Anna RascallA!!

Interviewer :Wht you want to do after coming to the company??
Kirfkirt : Sir I want to see maself promoted with years to come.
Bang!!
(No Sir I was not planning to replace you)
The guy then screwed me up like anything and I was at the recipient end of his counterkicks, side-kicks, face punches ,dropkicks etc.
Result : I survived the stress interview with some bruises n cuts .

Tip No 4 : Buy a mirror (6 ft* 4 ft)

Buy a big size mirror(size specified above) and rather than appreciating your looks do talk to your image about anything.
Will at times feel like a pycho but itz worth it.You will be the source of inspiration for yourself!!!

Tip No 5 : Be yourself.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world viz one is you and the other is the rest.
Baki "Aaall izz Well".



The below video can be a source of inspiration too(Impossible is Nothing)

This ain't Sparta this is all abt "6 PACK ABS".

Kirfkirt says

"Prepare for Glory"

So Kirfkirt finally decided to have his six pack abs or may be 8 in future(depends...).

It all began when Kirfkirt was watching the movie "300" for the 300th time.He was so much impressed n engrossed by those "high contrast" six pack abs that he finally told his sixth sense about the spartan decision.
And hence Kirfkirt finally made his way to his coll gym...

Conversation between Kirfkirt n the Gym Instructor:


Gym Instructor : Hey Kirfkirt u lost ur way today i guess!!.

Kirfkirt :( Shy mode ) I wanna have six pack abs like those spartans.
Gym instructor : Kya baat hai solve me ur riddle .
Kirfkirt : Yesterday I dreamt of ma own six pack abs after watching the movie "300 " for the 300th time.....hence...
Gym instructor: Btw U got a nice family pack!!!!
Kirfkirt :(shy mode turned on with extra effort to pump in his protuding belly)Yeh the hostel food became edible after I wrote abt it in ma blog (to know more read http://kirfkirt.blogspot.com/2009/12/5star-cuisines.html)
Gym Instructor:I c ..So when r u going to start??
Kirfkirt: I guess from today...
Gym instructor: Fine u r on.....start from those dumbells lying out there....

1,2,3,.....aarrghh 4, 5....thump..

As u people are aware of ,"He-Man" is considered as the father of 6 pack abs by many wannabes.Everyone got inspired by him then.....which includes Hercules,Alexander-the great,Osama-bin-Laden(believe me),WWE wrestlers,Bollywood/Hollywood/Tollywood(wtever) actors and last but not the least our Kirfkirt too.

Some famous desi sayings on 6 pack abs:

"When you have it u flaunt it"-Sallu Bhai.

"Chance pe 8 abs ka dance "-Shahid.

"I too once had it"-Munnabhai.

"2 se 4,4 se 6, 4 se 6 , 6 se 8 , 8 se ....."-Kirfkirt dude.

"Ok fine the above picture is morphed;jst visualising ma upcoming avatar"

Below are the 10 reasons why u should be proud of your 6 pack abs:

1)OMG Dude you got 6 abs!!!!

2)You need not to worry abt any wardrobe malfunction.

2)No need to pump in ur belly when any gal approaches u."U save energy n u gain everything".

4)U can wear skinnyfit Tees.

5)Display ur 6 abs when sme1 challenges u to fight."Non-violence rules"

6)Click some pics n show them later to ur children n grandchild.U will be a proud pa n grandpa!!!!

7)Ur gf will be proud of U for sure.
8)Ur 6 pack can be on the front page with those Babalal-Ganjilal ad.

9)U hold a pretty good chance of acting in the sequel of the movie "300".

10)"Mere pass 6 abs hain".Case closed.


"Prepare for Glory; prepare for 6 pack abs"-Dklogy v4.1