"If you want to make God laugh , tell him about your plans" - Woody Allen.
13/4/2011 God was laughing at me.
"U NEVER GET TICKETS WHEN U WANT, TATKAL IS FAULTY, THE SYSTEM CORRUPT TO THE HILL, TOUTS AND THUGS FLOURISH,DRUNK PASSENGERS, TICKET COLLECTORS ASK FOR EXTRA BUCKS, SHIT and PISS EVERYWHERE,DELAY-MACHINE,THIEVES ROBBERS RAPIST EUNUCHS".
Yeh Yeh I am talking of Indian Railway.... the crippled and lame service on earth .
Mamata Didi(MD)~ : Kirfkirt dude^ you look pissed off.What happened?
Kirfkirt Dude(KD)^ : Well I missed my flight.Washed away 7k.
MD~ : Ahha ..sad..how??
KD^ : Crippled Indian railway service made it easy for me.
MD~ : Dude explain.
KD^ : The so called "express" after halting and screeching at infinity number of stations extended its 6 hour journey to 11 hour journey.And hence I missed my connecting flight.I want my money back now.
MD~ : Comon Kirfkirt thats totally normal on our part.Remember we are "Indians".
Lessons learnt from 13/4/2011 :
a) Don't ever trust Indian railway timing(s).
b) Not every auto-wallah in Delhi is rude and maniac.
c)Remember to cancel your flight ticket 2 hours in advance.If you are interested in performing some James Bond tricks just to reach at the nick of time ...don't do it.Else you will end up loosing 7k like me.
d)ATM is the most wonderful invention of mankind.
e)"Bird-watching" in airport is fun.Helps de-stressing!!
(Read "bird" as "cute").
Dear Railway Minister its my humble request to do something to improve the train delays/timings.(Keep a tolerance limit of 2 hours at the most).
-Regards
An innocent sufferer.
