Kirfkirt dude's 16 year old cousin is very confused nowadays.
Reason : She is not able to choose the right soap-bar for her.
So I made a quick survey with this Google guy which is the best soap for any gal/boy this days.
I opted out with the following conclusion "ALL SUCKS!!".
But on its way to bar-enlightenment Kirfkirt dude discovered many depressing facts.
SCENE 1:
Slithering around in the queen size bathtub with rose petals strewn all over she delicately rubbed her back and armpits.
Camera 1 focussed on her face.
CAmera 2 focussed on her back.
Camera 3 focussed from the top angle !!!
Kirfkirt dude got inspired .He instantly brought that product.
After 2 weeks of struggle Kirfkirt dude ended with
"This SUCKS!!!".
The actress got rich by millions.
My skin rather got more roughed.
SCENE 2 :
Who is that dude??
OMG he is surrounded by 4 beautiful ladies while bathing.I got motivated.Itz ma dream comon!!!!
Catchy n inspiring I left no stone unturned
while using this product.
Infact I bathed twice, sometimes thrice a day to make ma dream come true.
Result: "Not even a single gal appreciated ma beauty."
The actor got rich by millions.
My skin got more roughed.
After 1 month of extensive research I called up my cousin to give my final verdict.
She was anxious!!
All are fake.U better drink 2 gallons of water regularly n spread loads of good thoughts .Scientifically proven it helps glowing up your skin.
Damn I still can't forget the top angle scene!!!
"Btw which soap do you use??"
2 comments:
i do lyk d top angle scene eeeeeeeeeeeew
No wonder Boys do suffer from "the topangle-mania"
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