Apr 25, 2011

Rebecca Black.....Reallly??

I guess I should start by thanking KiRfKiRt dUdE for sharing his blog with me to express my ideas....So thanks much KD!
Listening to Kelly Rowland's "MOTIVATION" and being kinky really makes a GAL wanna blog ...
Bear with me C,G n F followers ... this is my first entry.....(and hopefully not my last =p)

So the other night.... my bf had what he thought was an enlightening idea.... getting jiggy to none other than Rebecca Black's (RB) "FRIDAY"!!!
For those of you who know of her.... well... u know why that would be any gf's NIGHTMARE...
And for those who don't know her... i guess I'll have to increase the no. of hits RB's got on youtube by posting this....(i apologize in advance, KD)

Spoof of Rebecca Black's 'FRIDAY'

Now this had Zainy thinking.....Music is INSPIRING.... nothing like a good song to make a girl wanna lose herself...
HOWEVER... what if the guy's idea of a hot song is a girl's snoozefest?!?!??!?!?!
learning from the best GURU out there.... Kirfkirt Ji.... i decided to do my own little survey... and this is wat i found...
100% of the girls love music to get their groove on
and guys... 90% didn't really care ftw was playing in the background.... and the 10% that do love themselves some juicy music... well i question their masculinity DEEPLY... =p

Upon further research... i discovered several websites that lists best songs to seduce/serenade/whatever-the-heLL-u-wanna-call-it
There are even GENRE-specific websites.......
I really wonder if guys google this to get ideas of what their "lady love" might like...
or do they just assume every girl is into justin beiber (JB) and just play his songs !?!???!!

The strenuous work made me remember the time wen one of my old roomies made a cd for me entitled, "ZAINY'S LOVE MIX"....
These were the songs:
1. My Humps- Black Eyed Peas
2. So Do You Only Wanna Dance - Mya
3. La Tortura
AND a whole bunch of spanish songs i don't know the names of...

I can honestly say i never used the CD for the purpose it was meant for.... sorry roomie.. mayb I should have tried....who knows how it would have turned out.... but i guess i'll never know... as i lost that cd....WOMP WOMP WOMP!!! =(

So for all you Clueless FOLKS*** out there, here are some lessons:

A. The female gender LOVES music.... not my opinion... just what my stats proved!
B. JB = SUCKS = RB .... so unless you are trying to hit on a 12- 15 yr old girl... STAY AWAY FROM THIS EQUALITY
C. GOOGLE!!!!... cmon now!!! in this day and age... if ur desperate and not using google to fix ur problems, you must be from outer space!
D. OH...if you are an Alien.... HI! thank you for reading my post... and i've the perfect song for you... "E.T." by Katy Perry ft. Kanye West =D

*** NOTE: I did not specify the "lessons" for just guys.... lesbians are welcome to use this list as well... i know i should have generalized the entire post... but too lazy to change it now..

I bid you Adieu with Marvin Gaye..., "Music, not sex, got me aroused."

Peace, Love, n Music

Apr 22, 2011

The Love-gedy.

When I was in class 6 ,I fell in love with this beautiful girl who use to come in the white Mahindra Armada.She was in class 4 at that time.She got those tiny little ears and a little mole in her right cheek.It was love at first sight!!I dreamt of having my grandkids with her.Basking into my glorified dream I drew a cartoon of me and her ; holding hands inscribing our names into it and carefully treasured inside my brand new red underwear pocket.
One day my emotions overflowed when she giggled at me when I was out of my class kneeling down.I knew this is the sign ; the day has finally come to express my love. I took photocopies of my treasure and pasted them all over in the girl's toilet late after school that day.

KD loves RS

Next day there was a huge commotion in the school.I saw boys trying to avoid girls as much as they can.I knew the gravity of the situation.My eyes radared around for my crush. There she was sitting pretty with her bunch of friends,giggling as usual.I smiled at her.She too smiled back at me.I knew this was it.I could see in her eyes "her love for me".I took out my 'coffee bite' which had letters inscribed "KD loves RS" from my pocket and approached towards her.My heart raced in timescale of a millisecond.But KD didn't bow down to all those emotional threats ; he slowly went up to RS and expressed his love by going down on knees and gifting her the special "coffee bite".The next moment I remember I had a pink thread tied to my hand;the coffee bite still intact within my tiny fingers.
For reference check below picture ,

Lesson learnt : Never propose a girl on a Raksha Bandhan day .

Don't get fooled by the above picture/ads.Love-gedy continued.....

Apr 12, 2011

6==11+ by Indian Railway.

"If you want to make God laugh , tell him about your plans" - Woody Allen.
13/4/2011 God was laughing at me.

Yeh Yeh I am talking of Indian Railway.... the crippled and lame service on earth .

Mamata Didi(MD)~ : Kirfkirt dude^ you look pissed off.What happened?

Kirfkirt Dude(KD)^ : Well I missed my flight.Washed away 7k.
MD~ : Ahha ..sad..how??
KD^ : Crippled Indian railway service made it easy for me.
MD~ : Dude explain.
KD^ : The so called "express" after halting and screeching at infinity number of stations extended its 6 hour journey to 11 hour journey.And hence I missed my connecting flight.
I want my money back now.
MD~ : Comon Kirfkirt thats totally normal on our part.Remember we are "Indians".

Lessons learnt from 13/4/2011 :

a) Don't ever trust Indian railway timing(s).
b) Not every auto-wallah in Delhi is rude and maniac.
c)Remember to cancel your flight ticket 2 hours in advance.If you are interested in performing some James Bond tricks just to reach at the nick of time ...don't do it.Else you will end up loosing 7k like me.
d)ATM is the most wonderful invention of mankind.
e)"Bird-watching" in airport is fun.Helps de-stressing!!
(Read "bird" as "cute").

Dear Railway Minister its my humble request to do something to improve the train delays/timings.(Keep a tolerance limit of 2 hours at the most).


An innocent sufferer.