Aug 19, 2011

Mr X.

Hail Oo MrX.
Hope you are doing well.I thought of dropping you a certification of hatred which should  make you realize how lousy and crappy you have been all your life.
Incase you don’t remember me you are  ma alter-ego who has  been the part of me ever since I succeeded in making ma way to the ovum out of thousands of other competitors.Long run huh‼
I named you Mr X  because behind every successful story of it therez always happen to be a huge "don't do it" symbol i.e (X)blinking right infront of me just before the event.
Itz was you who made me to fart so loudly in the ma kindergarden class that the teacher almost had a nervous breakdown.Because of you I fall in love with the big fat girl in ma primary class who was twice my size.It was you  who always provoked  me to watch the ‘Shasha Grey’ Stuff whenever I was alone .I really hate you for this.Why did you explain to  me the importance of alcohol and grass in life? They now refuse to leave me.Who taught me to copy in the exams.??It was you Mr X.Why on earth did you give  me the craziest idea to pee infront of the director's mam house in ma college.I wetted ma pants for 3 continous days thereafter.
I know you were a great flirter.Hope you are on right track right now.I cannot forget the  occasions where  I  got a red eye or sometimes a beautiful reddish five finger marker as a gift from the other end.Why on earth do you have to molest RAkhi S.??
Hey Mr X how is  your adventure mania??Do you still  travel without ticket in trains and buses and  drive at 120 km/hr in intoxicated state at night??
I know you loved  brawls and you have been the part of many  during your college and school days.I still remember the day when Kanthama’s brother’s gang gheroed me up near the college canteen.And you were laughing out loud when I was  crying and begging infront of Kanthama.Man I hate you so terribly.
Didn't you try to bribe everyone when you wan the things to work out "smoothly".....Rs 100/ - to the TT for guaranteeing you a berth; ohh what about the sliping in 100 bucks to the pocket of the traffic prolice when he caught you without bike papers  and driving license??
You always boasted yourself to be a great experimentor and researcher.How True‼!
Apart from developing new slangs and swearings I heard that you  were also doing some research on the “post-effects of slangs and abuses on pregnant women”.Quite challenging task huh‼!Two days back I came to know that till date no pregnant woman agreed to be the part of your research project. Happy Hunting dude‼
Ahh I just got a notification update on my Adult friend finder profile…

With Hatred ,
Your’s Kirfkirt dude.

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