Mar 22, 2010

Application to ma GF(s).

Recently kirfkirt dude received a very interesting mail from one of his close friends.He found it so IMBA that he couldn't resist to publish it in his "coffee, grass n future" after a "heavy hangover".

Note: I just modified it a bit for humour sake.


APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following
period:

Date: Time of departure: Time of return
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total:

Locations to be visited
:

Females with whom conversation
is permitted:

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above,
I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree
it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half),
the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:



Request is: APPROVED /DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:


Date: Time of departure: Time of return:



Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:



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4 comments:

gitartha napster goswami said...

Oye, I'll have to save this application! Hiahahaha! BTW where did you get this? And last night was a blast dude!

Dhruv said...

LAst night who dropped me in ma room??
aji ratipuar hangover wz spcl.

Suyash said...

creative!

Xtreme said...

I remember that night. I just slept waiting for someone to drop me home. The next morning I woke up, I realized that I'd missed a party!