Feb 11, 2010

The V-Resume.

Kindly Note: The resume hereforth is written entirely for fun purpose.Don't copy paste it while applying for ur job.Consequences wouldn't be shared.

I am very excited nowadays because I am getting many offer letters from girls all around the world to be their Valentine on this coming 14th Feb.The secret behind these lovely moments is my "Valentine Resume" which I posted in a secretly operated site.


"KIRFKIRT's Valentine Resume"


Kirfkirt                                                                                  
+919893451343 (ph)
Room No: 29, Hostel B (Chitrakot), 
National Institute of Technology, G.E Road
Raipur, Chhattisgarh 492010
kirfkirt@gmail.com

Objective


A hardworking and innovative chemical engineering ( about to )graduate, 
looking for a dynamic and stable valentine for 14th Feb 2010.


Education


  • Bachelor of Technology, Chemical Engineering, National Institute of Technology Raipur, Raipur, Chhattisgarh (July 2006 - May 2010)
    CPI (cumulative point index): 8.00(till 7th sem)


PERSONAL INFORMATION



 Date of birth         :    14th Feb 1987.

STATUS                     :    Single(with experience).

EYES                    :   Hazel brown

hair                    :   black with no dandruff

HUmour               :   read ma blog .

height                 :   5'11''      

build                        :      mediumly built with invisible 6 abs.

best feature       :   my eyebrows(they ain't threaded)

TURN ONS             :   definitely a seducing female voice in a candle light environment.

TURN OFFS            :   girls with male voices.
 
Training




1 ) Regular viewer of  "Dare to date" in Channel V.

 2) Done a 2 months crash course on dating under Sri Sri OshO PremAdhar.

EXPERIENCE       : 10 years.

Clubs and Organizations



1)  Member, Anti-RSS+MNS+Shivsena+Bajrang Dal+ SriRam Sena etz etc. association.(whatever...)
2) Student member of IISChE (Indian Institute of Single Chemical Engineers).

References


Would be available upon request.

Note: Plz I am still against the legalisation of section 377(IPC).
Interested girls can call or SMS me anytime before  14th Feb 2010.Kindly mail 2 passport size photographs viz one without makeup and other with makeup before calling or smsing up.



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Take me in as your valentine.....I am impressed....

-Rimi.

Anonymous said...

hmmmm....quite impressive...photo ketia pothabo lage?

Dhruv said...

ahh Thank U ty....rem.. 1 without makeup n the other wit makeup.
Chill.

Vishnu said...

cpi 8.. wtf... hazel brown eyes?? n 6 pack abs invisible to the human eye would have been much better.. hi-fi on the turn offs.. nice resume.. i bet u already got 2 with that resume..

Dhruv said...

Hypothetical Hi-fi to Vishnu.
yupz 2 virtual dates.could have been better....

Protim said...

realy grt sir cnt stop laughin