Feb 11, 2010

The V-Resume.

Kindly Note: The resume hereforth is written entirely for fun purpose.Don't copy paste it while applying for ur job.Consequences wouldn't be shared.

I am very excited nowadays because I am getting many offer letters from girls all around the world to be their Valentine on this coming 14th Feb.The secret behind these lovely moments is my "Valentine Resume" which I posted in a secretly operated site.

"KIRFKIRT's Valentine Resume"

+919893451343 (ph)
Room No: 29, Hostel B (Chitrakot), 
National Institute of Technology, G.E Road
Raipur, Chhattisgarh 492010


A hardworking and innovative chemical engineering ( about to )graduate, 
looking for a dynamic and stable valentine for 14th Feb 2010.


  • Bachelor of Technology, Chemical Engineering, National Institute of Technology Raipur, Raipur, Chhattisgarh (July 2006 - May 2010)
    CPI (cumulative point index): 8.00(till 7th sem)


 Date of birth         :    14th Feb 1987.

STATUS                     :    Single(with experience).

EYES                    :   Hazel brown

hair                    :   black with no dandruff

HUmour               :   read ma blog .

height                 :   5'11''      

build                        :      mediumly built with invisible 6 abs.

best feature       :   my eyebrows(they ain't threaded)

TURN ONS             :   definitely a seducing female voice in a candle light environment.

TURN OFFS            :   girls with male voices.

1 ) Regular viewer of  "Dare to date" in Channel V.

 2) Done a 2 months crash course on dating under Sri Sri OshO PremAdhar.

EXPERIENCE       : 10 years.

Clubs and Organizations

1)  Member, Anti-RSS+MNS+Shivsena+Bajrang Dal+ SriRam Sena etz etc. association.(whatever...)
2) Student member of IISChE (Indian Institute of Single Chemical Engineers).


Would be available upon request.

Note: Plz I am still against the legalisation of section 377(IPC).
Interested girls can call or SMS me anytime before  14th Feb 2010.Kindly mail 2 passport size photographs viz one without makeup and other with makeup before calling or smsing up.


Anonymous said...

Take me in as your valentine.....I am impressed....


Anonymous said...

hmmmm....quite impressive...photo ketia pothabo lage?

Dhruv said...

ahh Thank U ty....rem.. 1 without makeup n the other wit makeup.

Vishnu said...

cpi 8.. wtf... hazel brown eyes?? n 6 pack abs invisible to the human eye would have been much better.. hi-fi on the turn offs.. nice resume.. i bet u already got 2 with that resume..

Dhruv said...

Hypothetical Hi-fi to Vishnu.
yupz 2 virtual dates.could have been better....

Protim said...

realy grt sir cnt stop laughin