Apr 12, 2011

6==11+ by Indian Railway.


"If you want to make God laugh , tell him about your plans" - Woody Allen.
13/4/2011 God was laughing at me.


"U NEVER GET TICKETS WHEN U WANT, TATKAL IS FAULTY, THE SYSTEM CORRUPT TO THE HILL, TOUTS AND THUGS FLOURISH,DRUNK PASSENGERS, TICKET COLLECTORS ASK FOR EXTRA BUCKS, SHIT and PISS EVERYWHERE,DELAY-MACHINE,THIEVES ROBBERS RAPIST EUNUCHS".
Yeh Yeh I am talking of Indian Railway.... the crippled and lame service on earth .


Mamata Didi(MD)~ : Kirfkirt dude^ you look pissed off.What happened?

Kirfkirt Dude(KD)^ : Well I missed my flight.Washed away 7k.
MD~ : Ahha ..sad..how??
KD^ : Crippled Indian railway service made it easy for me.
MD~ : Dude explain.
KD^ : The so called "express" after halting and screeching at infinity number of stations extended its 6 hour journey to 11 hour journey.And hence I missed my connecting flight.
I want my money back now.
MD~ : Comon Kirfkirt thats totally normal on our part.Remember we are "Indians".


Lessons learnt from 13/4/2011 :

a) Don't ever trust Indian railway timing(s).
b) Not every auto-wallah in Delhi is rude and maniac.
c)Remember to cancel your flight ticket 2 hours in advance.If you are interested in performing some James Bond tricks just to reach at the nick of time ...don't do it.Else you will end up loosing 7k like me.
d)ATM is the most wonderful invention of mankind.
e)"Bird-watching" in airport is fun.Helps de-stressing!!
(Read "bird" as "cute").

Dear Railway Minister its my humble request to do something to improve the train delays/timings.(Keep a tolerance limit of 2 hours at the most).

-Regards

An innocent sufferer.




5 comments:

Zainy said...

The day Indian Railways keeps their delays to a max of 2 hrs is the day we would finally be able to take India's name off the "Third-World Countries" list....
KD... idk... you might need WAY MORE than a humble request on ur blog to get ur beloved MD to fix that....
but who knows.... MD might be one of those birdies who likes being watched by KD.... ;)
so she might jus fix the railway situation such that u NEVER EVER have to face that again... :P

aakash said...

LOL... Its been a long time now since I traveled in train.. But somehow, I always end up finding some real funny characters as co-passengers and amuse myself through their acts.
btw MD and KD sound good together..

Bird-watching at airport has never been interesting 2 me.. somehow they all seem like zombies in makeups, so inanimate and boring :|

zAiNy said...

MD <3 KD....
awww wat a cute love story

Dhruv said...

Zainy...Wikileaks is clouding up MD.Hope Assange too includes KD in his list next time.

Dhruv said...

Aakash dude..completely agree wit you on the fact of funny co-passengers but disagree with the bird-watching stuff.Time flies with the scent of a women...